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John Dunne - The Flea c.1635 MARK but this flea, and mark in this, How little that which thou deniest me is ; It suck'd me first, and now sucks thee, And in this flea our two bloods mingled be. Thou know'st that this cannot be said A sin, nor shame, nor loss of maidenhead ; Yet this enjoys...

I believe this is known as a half rhyme - a technique used by many of the more famous poets. I say well done for utilising a half rhyme to produce a witty ditty (which is a full rhyme for those in the know) which is a half ryhme. Simple really. (that doesn't rhyme at all)

Can I guess at the household name? Is it Andrex?

Chap with his hand shading his eyes...."OK shipmates.....I believe that with a fair wind and tide we should be in port in time for tiffin.....Hurrah!!!!"

Abut 5 miles to the south of Tunbridge Wells.

Not strictly true - was prevented from taking a particular road between Wadhurst and Crowborough due to an "incident". In fact, police were raiding a large building that has been an Islamic "school" for the past 6 years. Everyone is aware of its existance around here but no one really knows...

She does not know the best way to transport soft fruit around the World or have a favourite way of transporting soft fruit. Useless - she's now ignoring me!

Ming, Ming, go on my son Give Norman Baker a kick up the bum

I was at that MK U2 bash - you are spot on about the rain and U2 coming on. Also seem to remember that the only stage prop used by Mr Bragg was a pot plant.

Arsenal

Billy don't be a hero - Paper Lace

Icy - that's the problem though - I am devoid of expectation - infact I am too indifferent to even be devoid of expectations. This is not what it should be like! I want the old me back.

But if I followed Palace I wouldn't be feeling how I feel now because I wouldn't have experienced the anticipation of a new season. Instead I would be experiencing a feeling of intense self loathing. Your chav point is valid, but on it's own not quite enough to lift my spirits. At least you...

For the first time in just over 20 years of support I find that I am totally indifferent to the start of a new season. No anticipation, no expectation no nothing. I need inspiration...please. This is a horrible empty feeling that I cannot remember feeling at the start of August before. Can...

Does anyone have my biro? It's blue with a special clear body so that you can see the workings. If you press the sharp end against paper and move it back and forth it leaves a mark. It has great sentimental value so I would really appreciate its return. Its return would also make my black biro...

Here they be in no particular order - this is a Tuesday list and I reserve the right to change my selection on other days of the week. A House - I am the Greatest Undertones - Undertones Sex Pistols - Nevermind...... The Clash - London Calling Slade - Sladest Ben Watt - North Marine Drive Blue...

No iths not.....

Victims of the Riddle - Toyah. No, really....go listen. When Toyah was a band not a personality driven by a money hungry label. Joel Bogan - where are you now?

Sorry - forgot PIL (the band not my medication).

The Clash, the Undertones, the Ramones, Blue Aeroplanes, The Popguns and A House in a photo finish, followed by the Sex Pistols (because they were instrumental in waking the lethargy of a nation). Throw in a little Siouxsie and the Banshees, Tom Waits, Echo and the Bunnymen, Buzzcocks...