The N could be used as a temporary 'sharp corners approaching' sign. The S could be used as the guide to those who have never seen a snake before and the C as a replacement horse shoe.
This is all a bit pointless really - Dick will not get rid of Wendy for at least 10 games - and if we win one the count will start again. So, you either have to hope that we lose 10 league games in a row (which would put us in the do do) or accept that the odd win here and there will keep us in...
Let me tell you about Sweden
Only country where the clouds are interesting
Big brother says it's the place to go
Too much time to think, too little to do
Too much time to think, too little to do
Too much time, too little to do
'Cos it's all quiet on the Eastern front
Fluctuations at a...
Don't tread on an ant he's done nothing to you
There might come a day
When he's treading on you
Don't tread on an ant you'll end up black and blue
You cut off his head
Legs come looking for you
There is an East Sussex connection here - Ralph Gold (who I believe is Davids brother) owns the Bayham Estate just outside Lamberhurst. You never know......
Has anyone else noticed the remarkable similarities between the chorus of Balamory and the chorus of What's the Story Morning Glory. They both have 'ory' on the end too!