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Noooooooooooooooo! Not Wednesday - I can't make Wednesday - tell Wendy of those fine Popguns that they must arrange more soon. I'm off to listen to Waiting for the Winter. Love it love it love it.

We may not have control of what is going on on the pitch but we can influence the future careers of LDC and Baker. The Seagull Party is a start but we need to make sure that we drive Baker and his cronies out of Lewes. A hearts and minds campaign is required in Lewes. Were is belotti now? A note...

Prepare for the Director of Football announcement

Anyone else tried eMusic.com yet - not free but dirt cheap - less than 20p a track and not restricted to a particular device (iPod friendly). No major labels - but if you want classic indie label stuff it's great. I am currently reliving 1979 - 1986. Deep joy.

Listening to it at the moment! Happy memories....Wendy......they should have been massive

Waiting for the Winter

Need I say more?

It's also illegal to make outbound cold calls on a Sunday

For me it's not about performance - Until last season I had been to every home game with a few exception for the past ten years, including the wilderness years in Gillingham. I've watched the good, the bad and the downright ugly. The issue is money, or lack of justification in spending an...

1655 people turned up?

I'll come back to Withdean when I can afford the Season Ticket prices again. Didn't bother last season (for the first time in many years going back to The Goldstone) simply because I can't afford it. dick says this is a community club - unfortunately a proportion of the community have simply...

Ride a White Swan - T Rex Sladest - Slade The Undertones - Bracknell Sports Centre

I'm guessing that you don't think it looks like a girly front bottom though unless you get your kicks from punching them.

Is it possible that it wasn't a poo at all but an alien implant that had slipped from your anus due to the Earths climate not suiting the alien glue they had used to fix it within your back passage? Does it bleep or flash - could be transmitting messages back to the mother ship......suggest you...

Do you really think he resembles a girly front bottom? I would be really scared if that was my experiece of said girly bit!

Was it because it was an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polkadot bakini that he wore for the first time today (oh Yeah)?

I prefer dangling my tootsies in the sea, particularly when abroad on holiday. However, I believe the Thames around Canary Wharf has cleaned up considerably in the past 10 years or so.

Go to the sweetie shop, by two giant bars of Aero,(2 for £2 at the moment - would recommend 1x mint and 1x chocolate) and relax in the knowledge that the bubbles will melt in your mouth. If you are on your own you will find that you get to enjoy all of the bubbly sensation yourself, although it...

"Does anybody know the date of World war 3, I'd like to know 'cos I've got to book my holiday." Topical half rhyme.

By the way - this is the best poem about trying to get a person of the opposite sex to shag you ever written.