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Toblerone is the standard chocolate based insult isn’t it? Maybe a toblerone is too exotic for Newcastle and so they’ve had to adapt it.

To cement our reputation as a side supported by middle class luvvies, I’ve been experimenting with some of the Ottolenghi brunch dishes. The harissa and manchego omelettes are to die for dahling...

Exactly as I see it. Although I still think we’ll need another RB as most likely neither Velts or Lamptey here next season.

Two things: Do at least two weeks of olive oil drops before any appointment to soften it otherwise it won’t work. Can buy in any chemist. Make sure you get microsuction - they lift it out with a mini vacuum cleaner thing - much safer than blasting your ear drums with high pressure water

Good question. I’ve cheated a bit by playing White in a position he didn’t play for us, but he has to be in there. Harsh to not include Bruno but in truth while he would be #1 on the team sheet in the Championship equivalent, he doesn’t warrant being in this team. Bart White...

Interesting. If correct, that would be a significant tweak with a DM and 2 CMs instead of a DM, one CM and an ACM. Not against that.

Submitting 11 outfield players on the team sheet certainly would be a curveball

Balls. He was really starting to look good. Yet another time when a ‘slight knock’ seems to turn in to weeks out. Of the performances of all our new signings, the one I’m most concerned about is the supposedly crack German medical team!

Is Adingra back?

Could just do ‘Race to The Amex’ on a Boxing Day. Harder than traversing South America

There was an obvious limitation in extending it beyond one season! See also: Money Heist

For much of the past 7 seasons we’ve been pretty rubbish at shooting full stop. Regardless of whether the ball is stationary and a wall lined up or not.

The way Adingra and Minteh played yesterday we could have just played without this bit of the pitch

The trick is to have two slow pints Edit - seen I’ve been beaten to this advice!

The funny thing is that I think Fab’s reaction DID influence the sending off. I find myself asking whether I’d rather have Potter sat on his hands while Gibbs White runs off leaving Pedro in a heap and the away fans gloating or Fab fighting our corner and getting him sent off. Which probably...

It sounded good on TV. And the new timing means it’s on TV and not when they cut to the adverts, which is probably good for our ‘global brand’.

We really need some pace somewhere across the back. I don’t think the Dutch guy we are after is quick either

I thought it was a penalty. But the ref was very poor. Didn’t allow a rhythm to the game at all

And again

We really need someone at the back with more pace to play this high line. The Ipswich guy ran past us all last week and Gibbs White did it today. Can’t have that.