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We definitely need a replacement for the "The Italian Job"

Survey completed. All the best to OUFC...

A wristwatch is one of the few acceptable types of jewellery that gentleman should wear, a wedding ring and cufflinks being the others. If you wear any of the following you almost certainly look like a right twit: - thumb ring - necklace - bracelet - earrings - body piercing

Superb...

They haven't put much effort into their research: "Top flight status was eventually achieved in 1982, though it only lasted for one season"

Ignoring all the sarcasm it is worth noting that comedian Maisie Adams (who lives in Brighton) is playing in the match the day after her wedding and reception at the Metropole Hotel.

Perhaps they actually mean... not convinced by him being ready for starting in the first team, for the reasons that you state.

Well of course there was... Brighton voted 70% Remain; we are hardly a hotbed of nationalism

Yeah but what the actual fcuk is Jerusalem about?

It already is...

And the prize for most stupid response goes to...

I'll join them...

I have one mate who sometimes leaves before the end, but he is a classic over-thinker with a dash of anxiety thrown in. Instead of concentrating on what is happening before his eyes he's thinking about the queue for the train, or the vital importance of getting home before his wife goes to bed...

You would have a case if it didn't happen at every match regardless of KO time; there were a lot of empty seats at the end of the Wolves game (apart from the deserted away end) on a lovely sunny afternoon. Instead of living in the moment a lot of people seem to fret about spending an extra 10...

It's a free country, but I just can't understand it. As a comparison, I have seen people stand up and leave the cinema 20 mins into a film as they realise it's not their cup of tea, but never 5 mins before the end..!

I thought this was going to be about MU fans reaction at The Amex... I was going to tell you about the "Manc" with a Kent accent who told me to "fcuk-off" after the match when I laughed loudly at him for trying to be the hard-man in the train queue, but I won't bother now...

NorthstandRacoon has had a bit of a kicking on here but if the circumstances had been different he may have a point. The Wolves fans I saw in the NS concourse were obviously reasonable people, they had been on the end of a drubbing and were behaving themselves. I'm proud that Albion fans...

Joy cut-short by my mate immediately saying "off-side". I prefer being rubbish at spotting off-side and just getting on with jumping about...

Two Wolves fans wearing team shirts passed me going onto the NS concourse and I just thought "fair play to you". They looked like regular blokes just having a look around and a pint, not being gobby and taking it on the chin that they'd lost 6 zip. Personally I'm happy supporting a club where...

Oh blimey, put your MU ticket up for sale immediately!