I’d start by increasing tax on the wealthiest in society, crack down on nom-doms, off-shore corporations and huge companies like Amazon who pay pennies in tax relative to their fair share.
What I wouldn’t be doing with any hope of not being a one term wonder would be scraping figurative pennies...
https://news.sky.com/story/video-shows-moments-before-mp-mike-amesbury-punched-man-in-frodsham-13243646
New footage. Doesn’t get any better. Look at the body language.
Bloody hell, I mean it started with just shaving my facial hair into a comedy Hitler moustache for men’s health awareness, now I have to make actual lifestyle changes and be healthier?!
They keep moving the goalposts
And that led to an MP sucker punching a man in the face, then repeatedly punching him in the head while he’s on the ground? Crikey Riley crumbs and Crikey!
I’m pretty much convinced I’d be the best moderator ever. Just don’t give me access to Swansman’s accounts. And I’d want a stipend (ONE pint MINIMUM at the Amex per annum OR sexual favours)
Here’s mine:
I read online someone I previously respected makes a very strange addition to their Mexican dishes.
I know it sounds insane but they add CUCUMBER to their TACOS.
Yes you read that right.
Yes. There is also the reality that upon questioning if the lead detective and the CPS are so inclined they can uplift charges.
For example if a defendant is particularly repugnant or has other allegations.
Yeah, mens prisons are full of white thug “political prisoners”, who have lost the right to be racist thugs in their own country. That and young black guys, frankly from single parent homes. who are angels who didn’t do nothin’ wrong, their Mum says so.
I assume you’re spending your ill-gotten gains going on Splash Mountain at Disneyworld.
Enjoy riding that big hard log and getting splashed all over your face in the big finale.
Really? I l’ve always found his stuff boring. I used to like @crodonilson as my favourite parody account, but his latest stuff got so bad I had to block him unfortunately. Used to be some real funnies, but he ran out of material.
The best troll account at the moment is @Randy McNob - he’s...