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Most people who do stuff are great. People who fix stuff whether it's in trades or IT or whatever gets a sense of achievement out of doing it. The talentless management layer above is where the wankers tend to live.

We had a nice tradesmen who came round today to fix my broken 3 way valve attached to the boiler which decided to shit itself in sub zero temperatures. He is commonly known in these parts as "Shagger" Matt due to his reputation for servicing more than the boiler when he comes round. The wife...

Igor at LB is an absolute no no for me. He isn't mobile enough and gets football vertigo when he goes over the halfway line. I'd imagine he's at best 4th choice given we've had Pervis, Ferdi and Hinsh play there so far this season in any case. I also think Mitoma drops off massively when Igor is...

I also regularly meet Gary Gardner in my local sandwich shop. I often ask him about his time at the Albion* *Well, we are on "alright mate" nodding terms and I've never spoken to him about it. I might get a selfie to prove it if I can be arsed though.

As odd as it sounds, the gambling community were all over us in the early days of Hypia's reign. XG was an early thing and we were outperforming it most games. If memory serves, we were top of the 92 in that regard at one point. Better gamblers than me were doing their bollocks on us. I'm sure...

I think it's great knockabout fun. My lad has got a Meta quest and I sometimes enjoy the cricket game and what the bat (a puzzle game where you have baseball bats for arms which is something I never knew I wanted). Christmas is the ideal time for one.albeit it's expensive for what it is and...

My 16 year old lad just said he thought she was "about 60" He was deadly serious. Got husband points for pointing out "You reckon she's older than mum"

I've disliked Linekar for lots of reasons over the years but these ones stick in the memory : 1. Slagging off England fans for being beaten up by Russians in Marseille. Apparently, that was all our fault. I think history on a number of levels proved him wrong. 2. Presenting MOTD in his pants to...

Raygun you say? Thought she was Australian?

My workplace celebrated International men's day last year by inviting us all to peruse a piece about toxic masculinity in the workplace that read like it was knocked up by a gender studies graduate. This year there is a piece about the "Women's business network" heading up the intranet with a...

Magic, Thankyou

Yeah, cheers. I've got trash mails from 2016 but nothing from today. FFS

I have never warmed to Zoe Ball on the radio and as a family we can't settle on a morning station. Hoping the replacement is someone we can all tolerate so I don't have to listen to Capital radio anymore. I'd imagine this feature has long gone but I gave up with ZB when she encouraged children...

I've also got a Bingo card ready of expected unhelpful responses. I'll let you know if you hit the family fortunes style jackpot.

Morning All. Perusing my email this morning was a mail from BHAFC offering a 20 quid discount on adult away shirts if you'd bought an away ticket for Fulham or Leicester. Happy days I thought, My lad wants an away shirt for Xmas and I've got Leicester tickets. Because Gmail is a bit shit and...

The fun of buying a lottery ticket is thinking about what you'd spunk the money on if you won. It's shit odds. I think 3 numbers is 30 quid and it is give or take a 100-1 shot. If you get 3 or more numbers up twice in a year you've done well.

To all intents and purposes, they have already.

That, is an absolute piss take. I hope we respond in kind.

Yeah the rules (I know it's laws but it's a great way to wind up the rugby lot) change so much no one really knows what's going on. I can call off side and forward pass with confidence and after that Its a guess up. That Itoje one reminded me of VAR trying to find a reason to disallow a goal...