Search results

Well I'm rooting for CIV but Nigeria do have a lovely kit so I'm ok with it.

It's Milners fault. He's tweaked his neck in training, probably wouldn't have happened if he'd had a nice warm snood on.

I do enjoy laughing at the massive but it appears our boy Beadle might help drag them out of trouble.

This is as far as I can read before you lose credibility. "Oi mister" is surely the maximum attainable level of politeness. However given your knowledge of the minutae of branded sausage pack quantities I'm prepared to accept you might just be trying to improve the telling.

Given other decent options and Musk being such an evil tosser I don't think anyone should consider a Tesla.

I've certainly noticed him defensively more in the last few games. Don't see him as a DM from that but he's certainly chipping in a fair share of ball winning. You can make the case that he could be like MacAllister in that he'd be an attacking midfielder with enough defensive capability not to...

I just don't see any evidence of there being anyone willing or able to make the decisions that would improve the stock. It's Monday you're out of kit and Nike won't get you any more for months, you know the Japanese are coming and want souvenirs. Hey lady who painted that mitoma picture in the...

Two things occur. The OP has got his knickers in a twist over something that a tabloid lip reader said walker said maupay said. Isn't threatening to knock someone out at least a bookable offence?

It's a bit Leedsy isn't it? Obviously Leeds ran out of actual money putting everything (badly) into securing Champions League. Chelsea seen to be doing similar but with allowable money/FFP. They've spent the absolute maximum and stored up difficulty for future seasons with the long contracts...

I thought this was going to be that picture of the two gormless goons who made the highlights. That is a little unfair as they did stay to the end and are clearly significantly better fans than the always.

Simple miscommunication. They said he was only fit enough to be on the bench first half. Sadly Roy didn't hear the second part when they said that after sitting on the bench for 45 minutes he'd need to go back to the treatment room.

If told by a Glaswegian then surely the joke was specifically about an Edinburgh couple.

That's what the rozzers like to call "a home office approved distraction blow".

Can't find the footage but heard those wolves fans in the home end did not hold back on celebrating the second goal. Nothing like the 70s when you suspect the police would have waited for the crowd to deposit the carcasses down the front when they were finished.

Good of MotD to highlight how he created the space for Pedro to complete his hatrick, as I totally missed that on first viewing.

Oldham Athletic. Just because of a very nice and somewhat troubled chap I know who supports them for no discernible reason.

I hear he has a plump wag to keep him warm in winter and another thin wag who's his Summer Bae

Dai Yongge scans similarly to Bill Archer but I'm still stuck as to what to substitute for Bellotti when singing build a bonfire.