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As they've done so well for this country and brought us PRIDE at the Olympics, I'd give all of them a go on LP's slag hammer (but not at the same time).

Listen you slaaaag. Scratchcard, Size 5, Big Vern, Longpockets and me had a meeting with some of their top boys organised today, it was only for those ITK as the OB were too busy looking after you scarfers. Can't go into too much detail as walls have ears, suffice to say they went home with...

Listen you slaaaaags. I know some of Reading's Top Boys so don't give them no disrespect. No one takes the mickey with the Waitrose Massiv, Savvy? I know someone who got a bit lippy with them and they were left in a heap afterwards with only a John Lewis loyalty card and a half drunk bottle of...

Geezer

Nah pal, Damien Fowkes did nuffink and I mean nuffink wrong. Banged up incorrectly in the first place if you ask me, only reason he was tooled up when he went to the building society was that there's too many of that lot who have bank accounts, and you can't be too careful can you. God Bless...

I can sense a song coming on.....

Depends who your supplier is sonny. If you need some just let me know as I'm ITK, savvy?

Can't trust any of them

Those were the facking days when Ronnie was arahnd. Could walk the streets unmolested by threatening Muslim women in burkas, jumpers for goalposts, no Polish plumbers undercutting your local £120 an hour expert, Queen mum having a cheeky half bottle of Gordons whilst watching the Derby. George...

Listen you slaaaaaaaaaaag, don't diss WCP or PPF, both in my crew, so no lip, savvy? They were both at the Kelvin Morton Palace game back in the 80's where there were five penalties, and they did us prahhd that day when we took on some of the Palace filth in their boozer, on their turf, in their...

WTF was Barnes doin in the 94th minute winning headers and tackles in his own box with Upson off the pitch. He should be trying to score at the other end. Get rid.

I'm no iron mate.

Did they offer a half and half scarf with your ST offer? I'd give them nuffink mate. Gawd bless the Queen Mum and Cass Pennant Regards LP

To right, probably get a £50 fine, paid for out of there benefits, and sent on a holiday to Narnia or whatever it is they come from.

Milk and two sugars darlin' You can rest assured that HACC are gents and will look after you, unless of course we get Palace in the play offs and then we will be up to some old school naughtiness.

That's what you think sonny, those ITK had been playing Escape from Colditz since 6am in a lock up in Burgess Hill, nuff said?

I was the same with that Thai ladyboy I met in Amsterdam mate.

She's doing three months for soliciting darlin'. Milk and two sugars thanks, and brahn sauce on me sausage too thanks.

Wise words Harty. One day I will reveal all about the notorious KerPlunk incident in 1987, when I was deliberately elbowed by a Palace cannt at a crucial moment, and the result had to be decided using the Duckworth Lewis method, or was it the rhythm method? At my age it's getting harder to...

No one likes a grass sonny, no one likes a grass.