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Well when you say it like that I’ll go and apologise for ever mentioning our fuel and water bills in front of the lad

My son showers before he goes to the track or the gym and then again when he comes back…. I do occasionally mention I can’t see why.

I shat my pants on the 26th September 2023. And guess what’s happened today ?

That’s probably why I enjoy it.

HT is only saying this because he drinks all those European craft beers . He couldn’t manage a real pint of cask Scruttocks Undrinkable.

I told everyone Dean Wilkins was world class.

Orang-utans actually burn well themselves. Not as good as a nice dry Rwandan Silverback onviously.

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Bloody actors acting on screen Clampy. Fakers.

A friend said my hair made me look like Kier Starmer…It’s still hurting me.

I’m struggling with my hair at the moment

She’s amazing in bed.

It was not the referees fault we dropped points today.

Well I’ve ripped off a few rich Brighton folk of late on jobs.

Still on Punk. I went to early like Alan Partridges athletics commentary. Warning warning weed levels low phone call made for tomorrow…. Anyway just found a French rosé that’s been taunting me from our new wine fridge…….. have I not mentioned our 300m wide wine fridge. Changed our lives

What a great starting point. That’s the thing with Brighton you can go anywhere in pretty much any direction and get good pubs that just serve good beer. I can do Sky Sports pubs with Guinness if I have to but

Jim D and Peanuts from here will remember drinking 4 quick pints of that on our way back from winning the League at Walsall. (New Street) We then loaded up with warm Theakstons. Luckily Peanuts 10 year old son got us home.

Actually wasn’t Punk modelled on Jaipur. Whatshisname brewed them both didn’t he ?

Have I tried Thornbridge Jaipur…..? Oh bless you HT

I’m only Punking at the moment but I have just smoked a fat Bifter so the quality will go up