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Coming from behind it's always one point gained. We were pretty awful in the first but the red card changed the game and we were by far the better team in the second.

Bit late to the game but me and the Mrs finally watched Trap tonight. It's basically a shameless 2hr music video to promote M. Night Shyamalan's daughter. The story is flimsy, the acting is horrendously wooden, it's a shockingly poor film from start to laughable finish. 0.5/10 and even that is...

Watched Longlegs over the weekend, massively over hyped and very disappointed with it. Me and the Mrs both found it to be very boring, not unsettling or creepy, just bland and uneventful. Decent enough performances from both Monroe and Cage but we never felt like we cared about either character...

Thanks for the replies. My level of wine drinking usually revolves around a £10 bottle of plonk from Asda, and even if I could afford something more expensive, I'm not sure my neanderthal palette would fully appreciate the fine flavours.

Excuse my ignorance, I'm not as refined as some of you guys seem to be, but how much does the shape or quality of the glass actually impact the taste of the wine?

Not as much as Chelsea or Palace, plus Cantona's karate kick gets them bonus points. Their fans are usually dicks who are living in the past. Hopefully a chorus of "you've seen the Albion now f*** off home" will be ringing out tomorrow after we dry hump them.

Touch down

Car or wife?

I like Ayari and think he should be given a chance this season. He's looked sharp in pre-season and was decent when he came on at the weekend.

You know when you see a rescued cockatiel that's lost all its feathers and is just a scraggly mess? That's Trump

I'll be headed over to Eastbourne on Sunday, absolutely gutted I was working today and couldn't get a look at the Draken this afternoon.

Incidentally, that's the name of my sex tape.

Just to get in on the bee action.

Ian Dowie.

1. Arsenal 2. Manchester City 3. Liverpool 4. West Ham 5. Tottenham 6. Brighton 7. Manchester United 8. Aston Villa 9. Chelsea 10. Newcastle 11. Fulham 12. Brentford 13. Crystal Palace 14. Bournemouth 15. Nottingham Forest 16. Wolverhampton 17. Southampton 18. Everton 19. Ipswich...

Taken from the club site.

I remember there was a bloke on there who could tell the make, model and year of a car just from its rear light cluster. Real edge of your seat stuff.