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Well that is where the ISP lets you down.

Should have put fibre in the wall.

The CAT5e will need to come out if you want any speed.

I know lets have a referendum on the matter, as those always go well.....

I presume it will be Brown as he is vice captain, but is injured at the moment.

Training camp in Austria. Ex Albion manager in charge of the Austrian champions...

I think the spelling mistake says all you need to know on this one.

Yes, but she should have just told them to put the stuff in the dish water, rather than try and be the down trodden martyr.

Also on margegate, the said item was thrown away as it had a best before date of June 2016. She is currently on the phone to a customer (soon to be lapsed), saying she does not do best before dates.

Today's company wide email from resident loon; Hi Chaps, Please could you remember to wash any mugs or glasses used when you have guests, and not leave them in the sink for others to do….. While you at it, wash the bloody spoons too!!

Or just ignore as per normal. Work from home as much as possible and come in to do expenses only...

Yes, as are the meeting rooms, loos and so on. Now we are getting boards about how to save money and help profit share. Shame I have just signed a PO for a golf day....

The problem with that is, it means interacting with them as I try and talk to nobody here all the time, that becomes an issue.

This was another classic, but was not sent to all, just those she suspected; Dear All, A question….would you really leave your kitchen at home in such a mess……? Regardless of any significant other you may have, I think not, so why would you dump spoons and crockery in the sink for someone else...

To be fair, this particular creature takes pride in send company wide emails about people using tea towels as clothes and not filling the kettle up. So this special has just caused a lot of sneering.

Just appeared to all in the company from somebody here; I would appreciate it if the person (s) who has “borrowed” the tub of margarine from the downstairs fridge, please put it back or replace it. If you have binned it because you’re concerned about expiry dates, thanks but don’t have to do...

Yapton Beer Festival.

The fact it has Brighton Gin in it, ruins the thing. Overrated muck that is no better than Gordons, but by putting 'Brighton' on the label everyone things it is going to be great/

1990-93. Gibbs. Sit next to one of your year at Falmer still.

Which one? The younger one was sort of my year.