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I'd say 'I'm staying, but I'll be quiet. I'd offer to buy them a coffee'. I'd then order two coffees, a toasted sandwich, a cake and three cookies to take home for the kids for later, whilst pointing to them saying they would pick up the bill before they left. "Sea Bass and the guys offered...

I was going to get re-married to my ex-wife, but she figured out I was only after my money.

Please see post #14. In the US, ~1 million dogs are named as prime beneficiaries in their owner's will.

On Saturday, I was at a local pub frequented by an ex-Albion player, I asked him if he is in Stand or Fall (he is) and if he knew when it was released. He said he doesn't know, but he had bumped into a guy doing the editing a couple of weeks ago who is still working on it (the editor had...

You realise the plan would have had plenty of parachutes? A proper chairman would have arranged a delay to the match so people could drop into the stadium and then get their seats

Operates as a franchise in the middle east, by Al Futtaim retail. M&S have 100 stores in India, and this is where they will expand. If your mate likes hot places with M&S, then India is the choice. There is also the benefit that you won't get thrown in jail for bumping into a stranger.

I've just got back from a trip to Chennai, where everybody else laughed that I chose the BA flight instead of Emirates or Ethiad, who are 'much better'. My response is; "Two reasons. Firstly, BA fly direct from Heathrow, so it's a much faster journey for a slightly 'lesser' experience. And...

Always amuses me when people tell us that it can’t last because ‘future players will insist on higher wages and release clauses’. It’s such a basic logic failure. They seem to think that because some players have been sold for huge profits, that all players can argue they will be worth tens of...

Fuming. The only match not being shown here is our one!!!

I may have posted it before, I definitely took a similar photo and intended to post, just don’t remember doing so. I’m here quite a bit for work, in Chennai where the TCS offices are (tech outsourcing firm) 👍

Watching from India today. Auspicious restaurant in the hotel…

He's not thinking about Europe or the cups. He's thinking about our new target. And I am quietly confident that he is going for the title. The mad beautiful bastard

Sheesh, get rid! :LOL:

YESSSSSSS!

Oh wow amazing!!! Let us know how she reacts. Make sure to film it for your own archives!! Do you think if a 44-year old man slouched and got a wig, they could pass as a little one and be a mascot? Asking for a friend

Indeed, an absolute textbook Garth Crooks there from Garth Crooks. What a pillock

To be able to tell if it’s in, you need a shot in line with the touchline - it doesn’t have to be overhead. The overhead shot from the WC works because it’s in line with the touchline. Here is a scientific experiment done in a controlled environment (my kitchen). In line with ball: In...

You're living three or four years in the past my brother

Would love a clean sheet!

You jest, but those will be worth a fortune soon. ‘Genuine ManUFC and Brighton half and half scarf, worn at Brighton’s 12 nil victory, in the year they won the League and Europa League’ £250 buy it now