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First thing I thought is that he genuinely has special needs.

Do you lot do a podcast?

Sounds like a nice set-up, but doesn’t it concern you that your friends will go through your stuff and discover all your sex toys and outfits? I’d prefer to just set the alarm and not advertise the house being empty.

My missus and I are both 40 something and regularly ********** together over FaceTime when one of us is working away. Modern life ain’t so bad.

Someone once luzzed a plastic bottle from the west end of the north stand onto the pitch.

I've never bought a bottled drink - either alcoholic of soft - at an away game that hasn't had the lid removed, so it's clearly a recognised crowd safety issue. Don't know about the Amex as I tend to buy my drinks in the shape of pints.

:O Barber, your job is done.

That wasn't Karma, so much as Hull just being the deserved winner of the final due to having a far stronger team. Karma came in two halves the following season when we defied the odds and beat them with 10 men and then when Huddersfield beat them in the play off semi at Hillsborough on penalties.

True, and with the MASSIVE luck they had against us playing against 10 men in the first leg and with our top 4 scorers out injured or suspended for both legs of the semi, not to mention the equaliser at the Amex that should've been dissallowed, you wouldn't have ruled out a dodgy penalty or...

My memory of that final was that there was never any danger of them winning. Hull probably couldn't believe their luck that we'd not made it.

The owner certainly poured a lot of money into the kitty in that transfer window, so I'm not surprised they thought they could have the pick of the Championship's best. Unfortunately for them, he's just a rich daddy's boy with little business or football knowledge, and they ended up buying a...

Don’t rate him at all from performances against us in 16/17. If he was ever going to be Premier League quality, he’d already be there at age 27.

The fact that we pursued Duffy relentlessly throughout the 2016 summer window suggests otherwise.

Because the manager didn’t think he was Premier League standard. The fact that Duffy was our major signing in the 2016 summer window and has never been dropped for Goldson in 2 seasons tells you that CH didn’t think he was quite good enough. Goldson is a stylish defender that will shine in the...

Women’s football just doesn’t engender the same passion for me as the men’s game, at either club or international level. Our women could stuff Palace’s women 10-0 and it wouldn’t give the tiniest of bragging rights. Only bloke I know that’s really into it is a well known sex pest, so fairly...

To eat a banana out of some stripper’s fanny one last time.

You’re not the Albion fan on Twitter that tweets about Neighbours’ plot lines as if it’s real life are you?

This is slowly turning into a Palace fans’ site after all.