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Mind you: you'd have thought Big Shane Duffy would have smashed it in the MTL, and his season with them was carnage. The one year in a decade that they didn't win the MTL.

It's all about the marginal gains, as Manchester United's owner will tell you.

That's not a bad shout. Sign for the green half of the Old Firm (naturally): score 57 goals a season in the MTL and live out his days being a Celtic Park idol while giving it the big one every week when he scores against Inverness Caledonian Thistle, Ross County and Inverurie Loco Works.

You say that, but his chances of getting shot will drop by about 100%.

Oh I love those. The shirt detail, not huge cocks, I mean. To be clear.

I see Connolly is enjoying his summer around Brighton & Hove. I wondered earlier on this thread where he'll end up next: I've decided Wrexham has to be it. Can't see him getting a Championship deal as he didn't quite rip it up at Hull (though was my no means a complete failure) so my money is...

2026.

I'm well impressed that Cristiano Ronaldo appears to have been watching Lewis Dunk's free kick technique.

Always been a big fan of that Newell's Old Boys' club badge.

This kit launch will come as a surprise to those who thought he'd left this earthly realm at the Amex in 2011 after being tackled by Lewis Dunk.

New home shirt for The Massive. Looks crap.

Knowing how she funds her lifestyle, I imagine she already has done, but you'd have to pay to see that video.

Surprised to see Mudryk on that list. Not that he isn't fast, more that I didn't know they had the technology to measure speed in blind alleys.

Most of us will have done that with either an email or a WhatsApp message won't we? I accidentally sent quite a rude message to the IT department, two days into a new job, after an attempt to send an email to someone in my old job kept bouncing back due to a word in it (entirely innocently, it...

Well well well. Sam Wallace seems very clear that Cooper is the man. Maybe Potter didn't fancy the points deduction, whereas Cooper will see it as the perfect excuse to roll out if things don't go well. Just like he did with Forest's transfer supermarket sweep.

I almost cringed myself inside out watching that. I'd call her a national embarrassment but she'd probably welcome that title, and the subsequent publicity.

I'm not sure if it really counts in this context, but BBC radio commentator Peter Jones' summary of events a few hours after the Hillsborough disaster is both poignant and spine chilling. Particularly the last line: and the sun shines now

I was once hospitalised by a Ferrero Rocher. True story.

Cannot get over anyone suggesting Ferguson should be either sold or loaned, presumably on the basis of a loss of form since around November. He's 19 years old, started the season brilliantly (remember the hat trick v Newcastle?), was superb the season before, and then fell off around late...

I realise this wasn't meant to be the key take from your post but: Since when did anybody, ever, think of a labrador, even a barking one, as"ferocious"?