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(Traitor) Kieron, who knew he was going to be banished, put Wilf's name on his board and said it was his 'parting gift' to those he considered more worthy of the prize money.

Should have gone for a Champagne, Ouzo and Advocaat hamper.

2,2,2,3,2,2 ... I've hit a patch more purple then Prince's pants.

Last time I had KFC, I had a thirst for water like a poisoned rat for about 24hrs.

Think that was the Dukes of Hazard, S & H was the slide over the bonnet move.

A "Super Cup" according to Wiki, that's good enough for me. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_football_clubs_in_England_by_competitive_honours_won

They've jumped the shark with this one.

Think I'll give it a go, if only to try and extract some value from the 30 quid a month I'm paying them to watch our Europa games.

Made just enough room for Pedro to jump into (every cloud).

Suella Braverman's new job?

I'd avoid eating or drinking in any pub that allows dogs to jump onto the furniture.

Bloody hell!

(credit Bob Mortimer's creation, Peter Beardsley's Joke book). I asked the Doctor if he had something for excessive wind, he gave me a kite. My Friend said he got a new job working at the bowling alley. I said Ten Pin? He said no it's a permanent job.

The History Man c1980 ... was on late at night, don't remember the plot much but I do recall that to my teenage self it was wanking gold.

I think mine may have been that Hereford game. In which case, I like to feel I'm part of the reason we are were we are now.

After playing, I open an incognito tab in the browser. Then repeat my moves (thinks I am a new user) then you can see the bot stats forever and for free.

A heartbreaking classic.

Enjoying the ride too much to want to get off.

We're seeing almost 5 goals a game, on average, watching Brighton this season ... mental! (Palace Fans, not so much).