Given your avatar is a fictional mafioso 'made man' - Billy Batts in Goodfellas for those unaware - is it safe to conclude you have a thing for gangsters? This might explain your preposterous pontificating on the deceased real-life gang member, Chris Kaba.
When the ball hits the net,
Like a fúcking rocket,
That's Zamora
(subsequently modified to 'When the ball hits the head, of the man in row Z, that's Zamora')
I used this firm - based near Firle - a few years ago.
https://motorlineuk.co.uk/car-storage/
I can’t remember the specific fees, but they weren’t outrageous.