How old are you?
Anything over 15 is a lie.
I honestly feel sorry for you. And I don't mean that in a patronising or sarcastic way, I genuinly do feel sorry for you. Someone who has to spend a vast majority of a relaxing Tursday evening arguing on an internet forum and smashing perfectly...
You really are a horrible little f***, aren't you.
Don't worry poidy mate, you'll always get people like that no matter who you are/face in life. A man who has to take the piss out of a gay guy on a forum says a lot!