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Eeyore

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Two werewolves buy tickets for a home match at the AMEX

Turning up half an hour before kick off, one turns to the other and says 'There doesn't seem to be many people around at the moment.'

 

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• Monday at 6:32 PM

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That's a howler

 

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• Monday at 6:35 PM

• #3

Eeyore said:

Two were wolfs buy tickets for a home match at the AMEX

Turning up half an hour before kick off, one turns to the other and says 'There doesn't seem to be many people around at moment.'

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i think fangs would work out differently to that

 

Birdie Boy

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Were wolfs in West Upper at 85 minutes?

 

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• Monday at 6:46 PM

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I don’t get the joke and there are so many flaws in the story I don’t know where to start.

 

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• Monday at 6:47 PM

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Were Wolf…………. There Wolf.

 

Herr Tubthumper

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Were loose

 

smillie's garden

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Aug 11, 2003

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Is it a full moon? That transformed from a joke into a steaming tureen of shite.

 

jcdenton08

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How did the wolves buy tickets?

 

Bry Nylon

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Many people may still have been on the concourse, buying refreshments or catching up with friends. Or possibly there was an issue with the trains.

 

Simster

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• Monday at 7:27 PM

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Bry Nylon said:

Many people may still have been on the concourse, buying refreshments or catching up with friends. Or possibly there was an issue with the trains.

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No, I'm afraid it's just a plain old shite joke.

 

ConfusedGloryHunter

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I have no idea what the joke is meant to be.

 

Badger

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ConfusedGloryHunter said:

I have no idea what the joke is meant to be.

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Same. Is there a joke hidden in there somewhere?

 

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• Monday at 7:37 PM

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Eeyore said:

Two were wolfs buy tickets for a home match at the AMEX

Turning up half an hour before kick off, one turns to the other and says 'There doesn't seem to be many people around at moment.'

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They're not wolfs [sic] any more?

 

Eeyore

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Badger said:

Same. Is there a joke hidden in there somewhere?

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ConfusedGloryHunter said:

I have no idea what the joke is meant to be.

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If there were a couple of werewolfs outside the ground would you hang about ?

Hence there not being many people around.

Hang on, why am I explaining the danger of being in proximity to werewolfs ?

It's a been a long day.

 

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Oct 18, 2006

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• Monday at 7:59 PM

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Wolves at Home ?
f***ing Weiffer.

 

Dick Swiveller

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Two were wolves, I'll think you'll find. And 2 were wolves, what? What are they now? What were they before? Were they trying to emulate the fictional creature, the werewolf? Did they read they "hilarious" comments on here about the game being at home when it was actually away and got confused? Were they from Yorkshire so missed out the word "the" in the last sentence?

 

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essbee1

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Jun 25, 2014

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• Monday at 8:31 PM

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Punchline to follow.

W**ker.

 

ConfusedGloryHunter

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Eeyore said:

If there were a couple of werewolfs outside the ground would you hang about ?

Hence there not being many people around.

Hang on, why am I explaining the danger of being in proximity to werewolfs ?

It's a been a long day.

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Thanks. I honestly didn't understand what you were aiming for.

I was looking at the "were wolfs" thing thinking is the deliberate difference from "werewolves" a clue? Then I was looking at the end line with "at moment" and was it something about missing the word "the" in that sentence?

I was obviously over thinking it!

 

Bry Nylon

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• Monday at 8:44 PM

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Eeyore said:

If there were a couple of werewolfs outside the ground would you hang about ?

Hence there not being many people around.

Hang on, why am I explaining the danger of being in proximity to werewolfs ?

It's a been a long day.

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Ahh! I think get it now!

Let me have a go:

Two werewolves buy tickets for a BASKETBALL game. Turning up half an hour before the game is due to start, one turns to the other and say, “There doesn’t seem to be many people around at the moment.”

And the other one says, “Yes. That’s because basketball is a really shit sport. We should have gone to the footballl instead.”