[Football] Bellends at football (cont.)

Algernon · 2025-03-09T10:33:59+0000

Shirley someone's going to step up and post the enrest inspired reply to this. Shirley.

Dave the OAP · 2025-03-09T10:35:47+0000

Official Old Man said:
This one is hard to explain but if you know the area, you'll know the problem.
Uni round-a-bout top of the A27 slip road, yes that one where the left lane should be a bus lane. But this is post match with cars exiting the Uni. From the Uni to the round-a-bout there are two lanes. Right lane is marked straight ahead (over the A27 bridge) and left lane is marked turn left to Lewes. But no, two lanes leaving the Uni both go straight over. Meanwhile there is a queue from the lights at the ground going back over the A27 bridge. Rather than keep the round a bout clear all cars, and this includes two lanes coming up off the A27 along with two lanes out of the Uni all try and edge onto the round-a-bout causing a jam. And here come the coaches, all ten let loose together, and bang, the round-a-bout is jammed with cars and even worse, rather than give way to the coach that has priority, 4 lanes of cars keep edging through slowly.
Rant over. Added 5 minutes to my journey but the beer in the pub tasted just as good.

That was also my point….entitled wankers driving straight on when the sign in the road says LEFT TURN ONLY

not only are they entitled wankers, they can’t f***ing read!

aaaaaargh

and breathe.

Weststander · 2025-03-09T10:36:14+0000

Algernon said:
Shirley someone's going to step up and post the enrest inspired reply to this. Shirley.

A bellend tried to force me down a carriage, thread.

Wozza · 2025-03-09T10:36:56+0000

portlock seagull said:
No doubt but carry on in your foam bath then, you’re working up quite the lather!

I mean, it's not totally suprising that you're excusing twattish behaviour.

Have a good day. :bigwave:

BN9 BHA · 2025-03-09T10:38:15+0000

Wozza said:
Add: people getting dropped off in taxis/cars around the Bridge Car Park tunnel too.

Twats.

I don’t park in the Bridge Car Park but sometimes walk through the tunnel, I often see cars waiting to come out of the car park before the match.
Do you know if the cars coming out have dropped fans off or they have come from the school?

BevBHA · 2025-03-09T10:40:31+0000

I thought this was a Bruno Fernandes thread

Soton Seagull · 2025-03-09T10:47:42+0000

In W3D we have the charming chap we refer to as snorty McSnort face.

Seems to always be having a party for one. Eyeballs like saucers and a mouth just as big. Saw him and his mate openly snorting stuff in the toilets a couple of games back and eyeballing anyone in sight, which confirmed suspicions.

Yesterday was seen openly taking some powder in his seat, even offering the bloke next to him some.

Not entirely sure how this behaviour became normalised. Sniffer dogs at the away end, perhaps need more in the home end.

portlock seagull · 2025-03-09T10:55:45+0000

Wozza said:
I mean, it's not totally suprising that you're excusing twattish behaviour.

Have a good day.

You’re so worked up you can’t even read I’ve not excused ‘twatish behaviour’ in slightest. Far from. Merely pointing out it happens all the time. You then lose your shit starting a thread about a day later, and then calling people names that point this out to you. Don’t forget to also show your kids how grown up you are online! :lolol:

portlock seagull · 2025-03-09T10:56:36+0000

Soton Seagull said:
In W3D we have the charming chap we refer to as snorty McSnort face.

Seems to always be having a party for one. Eyeballs like saucers and a mouth just as big. Saw him and his mate openly snorting stuff in the toilets a couple of games back and eyeballing anyone in sight, which confirmed suspicions.

Yesterday was seen openly taking some powder in his seat, even offering the bloke next to him some.

Not entirely sure how this behaviour became normalised. Sniffer dogs at the away end, perhaps need more in the home end.

Bloody hell. Time to let the club know I’d say!

Algernon · 2025-03-09T10:57:18+0000

Soton Seagull said:
Not entirely sure how this behaviour became normalised. Sniffer dogs at the away end, perhaps need more in the home end.

It's their cultural right

Justice · 2025-03-09T12:42:36+0000

portlock seagull said:
Bloody hell. Time to let the club know I’d say!

No one likes a grass

backson · 2025-03-09T12:43:15+0000

Justice said:
No one likes a grass

I'm no drug expert, but I don't think that's how you take grass

Durlston · 2025-03-09T12:58:52+0000

Heard yesterday on the train:

"Que sera, sera,
Mateta's in agony,
We're going to Wemberlee,
Que sera, sera."

A few stiffled laughs before the offender got a real ticking off by someone who looked and should have given this youngster a slap.

Edit: It was unclear whether he was a Brighton or Fulham 'follower' before the finger's pointed.

BrightonCottager · 2025-03-09T13:26:03+0000

Tom Hark Preston Park said:
The only way this is (partly) understandable would be if the guy was getting off at Moulsecoomb or London Road. In which case you'd want to be positioned somewhere near the door. Ditto if you're on a packed commuter train and want to get off at an intermediate station. Even then its perfectly easy to do without blocking other people. If none of the above applies then, yup, the guy's an arrogant meathead

Yesterday, me and my mate walked down to Moulsecoomb station after the game and managed to squeeze on a rammed train with some other randoms. The guard held the train long enough to let people who were sat in the middle get off and us to get on and it was all very civilised. I'm unsure if it'd be the same if we'd held onto our lead!

AmexRuislip · 2025-03-09T13:32:09+0000

Wozza said:
Yesterday's example:

Idiot Albion fan blocking a carriage, so waiting fans couldn't squeeze on.

When I pointed out that he was in the way (he knew), he made room for myself and kids to squeeze past - for the benefit of others - but still refused to move down himself.

Must have saved himself 5 secs exit time at Brighton station.

Told my kids never to be like the selfish bellend.

They didn't need telling.

You get this sort of thing all the time on the tube.

Wozza · 2025-03-09T13:38:13+0000

AmexRuislip said:
You get this sort of thing all the time on the tube.

Users replying to threads without reading other posts/reponses also a pet peeve...

AmexRuislip · 2025-03-09T14:13:33+0000

Wozza said:
Users replying to threads without reading other posts/reponses also a pet peeve...

Users replying to posters, stating the bleeding obvious also an annoyance of mine :shrug:

Tom Hark Preston Park · 2025-03-09T14:20:23+0000

You get this sort of thing all the time on the tube

Peacehaven Wild Kids · 2025-03-09T14:20:40+0000

Personally I’m shocked that 30,000 people have turned up at the same event and a few of them have turned out to be bell ends

dazzer6666 · 2025-03-09T14:26:01+0000

Wozza said:
Nope.

I've commuted for 30 years. Whenever I've asked someone to move down a carriage to make room, they've done so in 99% of instances - or, at the very least, responded that they're getting off at the next stop, or shielding luggage or whatever.

This Albion fan was being a dick to other Albion fans - myself, and those waiting to get on.

I'll continue to call it out, in person and on here. Others should do the same.

Don't be a dick.

This. Vast, vast majority of (regular) commuters will move to accommodate. Same with bags on seats etc - it was always daytrippers or dicks.

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