[Football] Joke du Jour

AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014

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Ruislip

• Yesterday at 11:46 AM

• #1

Anthony Gordon: Newcastle weigh up red-card appeal with winger set to miss Carabao Cup final against Liverpool

Newcastle boss Eddie Howe will consider an appeal against the red card that is set to cost Anthony Gordon a Carabao Cup final appearance; watch Liverpool vs Newcastle in the Carabao Cup final on Sunday March 16, live on Sky Sports; kick-off 4.30pm

www.skysports.com

 

Herr Tubthumper

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Jul 11, 2003

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The Fatherland

• Yesterday at 3:59 PM

• #2

Eddie Howe was disappointed after the cup defeat and said he was looking to bring some new faces into the Newcastle squad during the summer. Anthony Gordon has asked if he can have one.

 

jcdenton08

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Oct 17, 2008

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• Yesterday at 4:16 PM

• #3

The state of his hair. The STATE of it. It has to be a rib, surely?

 

Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!

Jul 7, 2003

7,209

Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!

• Yesterday at 4:53 PM

• #4

Ally McCoist said it was just a "Poosh". I thought that was a make of car?

 

Coldeanseagull

Opinionated

Mar 13, 2013

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Coldean

• Yesterday at 4:55 PM

• #5

Jack Straw said:

Ally McCoist said it was just a "Poosh". I thought that was a make of car?

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Don't be so stupid


It's a bike

 

darkwolf666

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Nov 8, 2015

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Sittingbourne, Kent

• Yesterday at 4:59 PM

• #6

jcdenton08 said:

The state of his hair. The STATE of it. It has to be a rib, surely?

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My wife said "is that George Michael's younger brother"!!!

 

jcdenton08

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Oct 17, 2008

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• Yesterday at 4:59 PM

• #7

darkwolf666 said:

My wife said "is that George Michael's younger brother"!!!

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He wishes!!!

 

AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014

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Ruislip

• Yesterday at 5:11 PM

• Thread starter
• #8

jcdenton08 said:

The state of his hair. The STATE of it. It has to be a rib, surely?

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Little Lord Fauntleroy I'd have thought!

 

Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!

Jul 7, 2003

7,209

Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!

• Yesterday at 7:16 PM

• #9

Coldeanseagull said:

Don't be so stupid


It's a bike

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I remember them now, now as you've mentioned it!

 

WhingForPresident

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Feb 23, 2009

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Marlborough

• Yesterday at 7:27 PM

• #10

Eddie Howe at full time