METALMICKY
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- Jan 30, 2004
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I asked the Mrs what she wanted for Valentines Day. She said "I'll give you a clue. Ex England goalie".
She expected Flowers. She got Seaman!
She expected Flowers. She got Seaman!
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[Humour] JOKE DU JOUR
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How do you know she was not cryptically after a nice piece of Stilton rather than flowers or someone from a boat? I don’t know why a woman would want a sailor and I therefore don’t believe this is a 100% story. Unless she was after someone like Ronaldinho who was actually able to lob seaman from 50 yards.
Did you Springett on her?I asked the Mrs what she wanted for Valentines Day. She said "I'll give you a clue. Ex England goalie".
She expected Flowers. She got Seaman!
I suspect she wanted your Hart.
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
She didn't expect an actual goalie, Shirley?
Hiding a couple of large ex sportsmen in your house just to make a joke on Valentines seems improbable.
I suspect she got a 99p card and a petrol station rose in reality.
I suspect she got a 99p card and a petrol station rose in reality.
hart's shirt
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These days she'd probably prefer you to pay the electricity bill and keep the Heaton.
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The clues were Rimmer and Butland....I asked the Mrs what she wanted for Valentines Day. She said "I'll give you a clue. Ex England goalie".
She expected Flowers. She got Seaman!
Dick Swiveller
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That's nearly a coincidence. If you had partake in intercourse, she would have got semen.
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That’s just semen-tics
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and Wood.
schmunk
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and Chlamydia.
seagullwedgee
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You must have plead for clemency…..
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Chelsea keeper, wasn't he ?