[Humour] Joke du jour

jcdenton08

Joel Veltman Fan Club

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Oct 17, 2008

16,109

• Feb 1, 2025

• #1

My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo.

 

Questions

Habitual User

Oct 18, 2006

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Worthing

• Feb 1, 2025

• #2

What did he do ?

 

Surf's Up

Well-known member

Jul 17, 2011

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Here

• Feb 1, 2025

• #3

Brighton & Hove Albion

 

Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!

Jul 7, 2003

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Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!

• Feb 1, 2025

• #4

Which zoo?

 

chickens

Have you considered masterly inactivity?

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Oct 12, 2022

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• #5

I’ve the body of a 25 year old, but as long as nobody digs up the patio I should be ok.

 

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METALMICKY

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Jan 30, 2004

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• Feb 1, 2025

• #6

And I once had a girlfriend with the 'BOBFOC' physique............body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch!

 

hart's shirt

Well-known member

Jul 8, 2003

11,391

Kitbag in Dubai

• Feb 1, 2025

• #7

Since your grandfather's health has benefited from xenotransplantation, the zoo in question should rescind their heartless ban as a matter of principle.

 

1066familyman

Radio User

Jan 15, 2008

15,375

• Feb 1, 2025

• #8

Jack Straw said:

Which zoo?

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Possibly Blackpool?

 

Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park

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Apr 5, 2014

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• Feb 1, 2025

• #9

I'm quite surprised that such a transplant was successful. What did he do at the zoo ? Does such a surgery lead to animal characteristics ?

 

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Bodian

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May 3, 2012

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Cumbria

• Feb 1, 2025

• #10

Surf's Up said:

Brighton & Hove Albion

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When do they kick-off today?

Every 10 minutes.

 

SweatyMexican

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Mar 31, 2013

4,204

• Feb 1, 2025

• #11

Bodian said:

When do they kick-off today?

Every 10 minutes.

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My Mrs new nickname, Brighton. Kicking off every 10 minutes.