[Albion] You Need SEVEN - 2025 edition

Mellotron · Monday at 4:05 PM

Come on then, it's been a while since we've discussed Tony Adams' philosophy;

"A teams' not a team until you have at least 7 players prepared to fight the opposition in the tunnel."

Who are our seven that we could count on if it all kicked off at half time?

Veltman - obviously
Van Hecke
Joao Pedro - definitely got an edge to him
Dunk?

Who else is getting right involved?

I feel like Baleba would just be dancing in the background of any footage, having a great time. I love him.

SAC · Monday at 4:08 PM

Pedro would start it and then hide.

jcdenton08 · Monday at 4:08 PM

Webster

MJsGhost · Monday at 4:11 PM

Solly, obvs

Han Solo · Monday at 4:11 PM

Mellotron said:
Come on then, it's been a while since we've discussed Tony Adams' philosophy;

"A teams' not a team until you have at least 7 players prepared to fight the opposition in the tunnel."

Who are our seven that we could count on if it all kicked off at half time?

Veltman - obviously
Van Hecke
Joao Pedro - definitely got an edge to him
Dunk?

Who else is getting right involved?

I feel like Baleba would just be dancing in the background of any footage, having a great time. I love him.

Not Veltman. He's shitehouse and clever but his temperament is way too cool and controlled for him to get involved in some meaningless scrap.

Dunk, Van Hecke, Webster, Pedro, MMArch, Diego Gomez and I think Rutter has that inside him as well despite his happy looks.

Garry Nelson's Left Foot · Monday at 4:12 PM

I reckon Minteh would get stuck in.

Baring in mind how big he is you'd hope Igor would be up for it but he always seems quite a happy guy in the videos so maybe he wouldn't.

Ferguson is a unit and he's irish so must love a bit of a ruck.

Ayari?

A lot of our team like falling down nowadays so maybe we're going to struggle to get a solid 7.

CHAPPERS · Monday at 4:12 PM

Igor would be dead handy

Coldeanseagull · Monday at 4:14 PM

Some of young Fabians backroom staff look like members of a Scandinavian death metal band.....I reckon they'll start it then pile in

Han Solo · Monday at 4:15 PM

Garry Nelson's Left Foot said:
I reckon Minteh would get stuck in.

Baring in mind how big he is you'd hope Igor would be up for it but he always seems quite a happy guy in the videos so maybe he wouldn't.

Ferguson is a unit and he's irish so must love a bit of a ruck.

Ayari?

A lot of our team like falling down nowadays so maybe we're going to struggle to get a solid 7.

Naaah. Ayari is dead inside, in a good way. You can kick him down a dozen times and he'll just get on with the football, undisturbed by what the opponents try to do. Think if some opponent was looking for a fight with him in the tunnel, he'd just give a "what do you want you weirdo" look in response.

zeemeeuw · Monday at 4:23 PM

SAC said:
Pedro would start it and then hide.

Behind his countryman:

Mellotron · Monday at 4:25 PM

I feel like it would take a lot to get Igor angry but once he HULKED up you'd be in huge trouble.

Uh_huh_him · Monday at 4:31 PM

Milner

el punal · Monday at 4:37 PM

Mellotron said:
Come on then, it's been a while since we've discussed Tony Adams' philosophy;

"A teams' not a team until you have at least 7 players prepared to fight the opposition in the tunnel."

Who are our seven that we could count on if it all kicked off at half time?

Veltman - obviously
Van Hecke
Joao Pedro - definitely got an edge to him
Dunk?

Who else is getting right involved?

I feel like Baleba would just be dancing in the background of any footage, having a great time. I love him.

You’ve got it all wrong. We would never need seven, Velts would go in a la ninja style take the whole opposition out, smile at the ref, put him his arm round him and say “Alright mate”. The ref would then think Joel is such a nice chap and invite him out for a drink. :thumbsup:

dazzer6666 · Monday at 4:39 PM

Wieffer would be right in there………but get injured as soon as the swinging started

jcdenton08 · Monday at 5:02 PM

dazzer6666 said:
Wieffer would be right in there………but get injured as soon as the swinging started

I don’t know, I think it would be a bit like watching Napoleon Dynamite try to fight

Han Solo · Monday at 5:22 PM

el punal said:
You’ve got it all wrong. We would never need seven, Velts would go in a la ninja style take the whole opposition out, smile at the ref, put him his arm round him and say “Alright mate”. The ref would then think Joel is such a nice chap and invite him out for a drink.

Seems a little overkill given he secretly poisoned their team before heading to the tunnel. But it sounds like something for Netflix!

Weststander · Monday at 5:35 PM

Igor
Dunk
Baleba
Ferguson
Rutter
Veltman
….. the curve ball …. Enciso

Harry Wilson's tackle · Monday at 5:39 PM

Uh_huh_him said:
Milner

Waving his walking stick, angrily?

WATFORD zero · Monday at 5:41 PM

You Need SEVEN - 2025 edition

:cough: What was wrong with the 2012-2024 edition ? :cough:

A1X · Monday at 5:57 PM

Jason Steele? Most goalies are psychos below the surface.

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