[News] RIP Dave’s Nan

Guinness Boy

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Gone at the tragically young age of 86.

Her favourite cashier at Tesco said “she only ever bought cabbage and cat food and, given her interesting smell, we were never sure which one she ate.”

There will be a minute’s silence aboard the 17.23 number 1 bus on Thursday which she regularly rode between Boundary Road and Portslade Station.

 

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Catfood or Cabbage?

This thread is useless without a poll.

 

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Guinness Boy said:

There will be a minute’s silence aboard the 17.23 number 1 bus on Thursday which she regularly rode between Boundary Road and Portslade Station.

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Dave's Nan loved her darts at the Railway Inn on Boundary Road.

At what was to be her final step up to the oche, she threw 20, 20 and Double 20.

The final score? One nan dead and 80.

 

Paulie Gualtieri

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I know someone called Dave and his nans shithouse

 

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Further tributes have been pouring in from her local Spoons where she was particularly partial to their Curry Club offering. RIP garlic nan

 

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Do we need yet another thread on Dave’s Nan’s death. There are already two others. This is getting ridiculous.

 

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East Staffs Gull said:

Do we need yet another thread on Dave’s Nan’s death. There are already two others. This is getting ridiculous.

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We need a Dave support thread really

 

Change at Barnham

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Who will be doing the funeral?
Is there a chosen charity for donations?
Out of interest did she play any musical instruments?

 

drew

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Is she any relation of Mustafa II?

 

Birdie Boy

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There must be a just giving page, they're always is!

 

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Birdie Boy said:

There must be a just giving page, they're always is!

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Bank of Dave?

 

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East Staffs Gull said:

Do we need yet another thread on Dave’s Nan’s death. There are already two others. This is getting ridiculous.

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Dave ja vu

 

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Change at Barnham said:

Who will be doing the funeral?
Is there a chosen charity for donations?
Out of interest did she play any musical instruments?

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Her racey ukulele act used to go down a storm on the local open mic circuit

 

Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo

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drew said:

Is she any relation of Mustafa II?

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Yes but he still didn’t have a clue who she was

 

Justice

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Good left back in her day

 

joydivisionovengloves

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I’m not reading this thread. There’s to much of this sort of thing on here.

Down with this sort of thing.

 

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Dave's Nan is now turning in her grave, due to the posters who are unsure of which side of the Hove/Portslade boundary, that Boundary Road and Station Road sit.

 

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Change at Barnham said:

Is there a chosen charity for donations?

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I met Dave’s Nan several times over the years. Lovely lady who used to stand outside Timpson’s in Boundary Road every fortnight doing tin collections for the Portslade Rescued Animals Treatment Society.

The family have asked therefore, all charitable donations to be given to PRATS. Dave‘s Nan was a not only a fan of PRATS but also a keen Albion fan so family have suggested donations be made to Albion in the Community if people aren’t keen to give money to the PRATS in Portslade.

 

Jack Straw

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I think this is her?

 

el punal

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Change at Barnham said:

Who will be doing the funeral?
Is there a chosen charity for donations?
Out of interest did she play any musical instruments?

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With cat food and cabbage I would imagine it would be a trumpet.