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hans kraay fan club

The voice of reason.
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Mar 16, 2005
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Chandlers Ford
I have one, too.

There are some Brighton fans who think Igor Julio should start Premier League football matches, ahead of Lewis Dunk.
 




hart's shirt

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Jul 8, 2003
11,162
Kitbag in Dubai
I once knew a mushroom picker who had a device which could tell him which direction the mushrooms were in, but he lost it.

He now has no morel compass.
But he's still a fun guy.
 






Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
56,719
Faversham
I once knew a mushroom picker who had a device which could tell him which direction the mushrooms were in, but he lost it.

He now has no morel compass.
I find it difficult to believe that someone with a machine that can locate mushrooms doesn't also have a machine to locate the machine he uses to locate mushrooms.

Wrats wrong with him?
 


METALMICKY

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Jan 30, 2004
6,940
I have one, too.

There are some Brighton fans who think Igor Julio should start Premier League football matches, ahead of Lewis Dunk.
Hindsight is a wonderful thing. 5 minutes ago a lot of people were purring over Igor and questioning whether Dunk should automatically get back in? Undoubtedly, Igor made a critical individual error today. However, there is a collective weakness in terms of game management.
 


Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
7,143
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
I have one, too.

There are some Brighton fans who think Igor Julio should start Premier League football matches, ahead of Lewis Dunk.
You say you also have a mushroom compass, then go right off topic talking about something else completely.
 








hans kraay fan club

The voice of reason.
Helpful Moderator
Mar 16, 2005
62,841
Chandlers Ford
Hindsight is a wonderful thing. 5 minutes ago a lot of people were purring over Igor and questioning whether Dunk should automatically get back in? Undoubtedly, Igor made a critical individual error today. However, there is a collective weakness in terms of game management.
Yes. They are the joke.
 


jcdenton08

Offended Liver Sausage
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Oct 17, 2008
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A priest, a minister and a rabbit go to donate blood. A nurse asks the rabbit "what blood type are you?", the rabbit replies "I think I am a type O".
This one genuinely made me laugh. Brilliant
 


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