I once knew a mushroom picker who had a device which could tell him which direction the mushrooms were in, but he lost it.
He now has no morel compass.
He now has no morel compass.
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[Humour] Joke du Jour
- Thread starter Frutos
- Start date
I have one, too.
There are some Brighton fans who think Igor Julio should start Premier League football matches, ahead of Lewis Dunk.
There are some Brighton fans who think Igor Julio should start Premier League football matches, ahead of Lewis Dunk.
hart's shirt
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But he's still a fun guy.
Yep, you're on the button
I find it difficult to believe that someone with a machine that can locate mushrooms doesn't also have a machine to locate the machine he uses to locate mushrooms.
Wrats wrong with him?
METALMICKY
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- Jan 30, 2004
- 6,939
Hindsight is a wonderful thing. 5 minutes ago a lot of people were purring over Igor and questioning whether Dunk should automatically get back in? Undoubtedly, Igor made a critical individual error today. However, there is a collective weakness in terms of game management.
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
You say you also have a mushroom compass, then go right off topic talking about something else completely.
KZNSeagull
Well-known member
A priest, a minister and a rabbit go to donate blood. A nurse asks the rabbit "what blood type are you?", the rabbit replies "I think I am a type O".
Yes. They are the joke.
- Oct 17, 2008
- 15,019
This one genuinely made me laugh. Brilliant