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[Football] Marc Cucurella
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Pondicherry
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Lives in Southwater.
Uh_huh_him
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- Sep 28, 2011
- 12,906
Good player for us.
But he agitated to move after 1 season.
First twerking for City and then Chelsea.
He can f*** right off.
But he agitated to move after 1 season.
First twerking for City and then Chelsea.
He can f*** right off.
The Wookiee
Back From The Dead
Having an absolute nightmare against Tottenham 
Two comedy slips, 2-0 Spurs. Almost raised a smile on this frustrating afternoon.Having an absolute nightmare against Tottenham
bluenitsuj
Listen to me!!!
Is he still a ****?
METALMICKY
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- Jan 30, 2004
- 7,113
Love the fact that whilst changing his boots he's had a pop at the kit man. Did you not have a warm up in the slippy boots you twat?
Pevenseagull
meh
- Jul 20, 2003
- 21,055
Yep
- May 8, 2018
- 11,118
Erm, Shirley you mean his footwear executive isHaving an absolute nightmare against Tottenham
Not his fault
slartibartfast
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(ex)Brighton were all over that Spurs 3 Chelsea 4 game. Cucerella slips to give Spurs a goal, twice early on. Then at 2-2, Bissouma wipes out Caicedo in the box for a blatant pen. Quite a lot of Schadenfreude on show to enjoy.
maresfield seagull
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- May 23, 2006
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Moises got away with a possible red card as well
Was listening on the radio on the way back from Leicester………‘that’s a red, that’s a red’……’VAR must be looking at that’……..’ah, no force, definitely not a red, ref got that correct’
Coalburner
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- May 22, 2017
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I believe it should have been a straight red. Disgraceful foul.
dejavuatbtn
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I imagine he was expecting the kit man to go out and test them. Of course it was the kit man’s fault!
LamieRobertson
Not awoke
J Carragher on the radio straight away said…..definite red he’s got to go……..followed by total silence as VAR cleared itWas listening on the radio on the way back from Leicester………‘that’s a red, that’s a red’……’VAR must be looking at that’……..’ah, no force, definitely not a red, ref got that correct’
Was in Lidl in Shoreham on Sunday morning. With two kids in tow and was wearing a pair of crocs and what looked like pyjama bottoms. I had nothing to say to him. Why was he there? I have no idea maybe he drove past one day and it was always his dream to go in Shoreham Lidl?
LamieRobertson
Not awoke
Go in there most Mondays …I’m living the dream
Dick Swiveller
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- Sep 9, 2011
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He bought a place near Southwater recently which is why he'll be hanging around in Sussex.
Can't really explain Shoreham or Lidl: perhaps he wanted to visit the RNLI centre and also really likes Lidl's cheese selection.
Or maybe he was just trying to find Stamford Bridge and his satnav failed him yet again.