Sadly these days they'd probably have to carry a device to take card payments. If they made a decent job of singing them, I wouldn't be averse to paying them.Do you give them money?
No, that's for Trick or Treaters.Do they invade your houses in the UK? Not a thing here fortunately.
Turn the lights off, lock the door and don't move.
It works on everyone.No, that's for Trick or Treaters.
Much more fun to open the door and wish them a ‘Happy Hanukkah’It works on everyone.
People overrate the benefits of opening the door in general.
Play dead and it'll all go away.
Or just tell them to f**k off.I pay them to **** off.
That’s that slutty hick girl from the US? I quite like her.Much more fun to open the door and wish them a ‘Happy Hanukkah’
Or in your case, open the door with no trousers on, a joint hanging out of the side of your mouth whilst giving them a long, silent, Paddington Bear hard stare
Very much this! If I'm not expecting you I shan't open the door - I like my cocoon too much!It works on everyone.
People overrate the benefits of opening the door in general.
Play dead and it'll all go away.