Brian Fantana
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As above, are there any accountants on NSC who could answer a quick question? If so, drop me a PM.
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[Help] Any accountants?
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That’s no fun. Can’t you also ask the question on here to see what the replies will be?
5 minute job?
Brian Fantana
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Probably less than!
METALMICKY
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You need to be wary of any advice from accountants who might really be hankering to be lion tamers! 
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You need to be wary of any advice from accountants who might really be hankering to be lion tamers!
That will be those who found being actuarial too exciting
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Along those lines, I always liked the definition of internal audit. 'Those who watch the battle from the hill and then come down and shoot the survivors'
I should mention I had a couple of mates who were internal audit
I should mention I had a couple of mates who were internal audit
...or to be an English teacherWe all know those who didn't never got the break to be an actuarial
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Junior level accountancy is a science, Senior level accountancy is an art.
I remember putting the costs together of a large project, being a good few million over 3 (ish) years and giving it to the finance director of a large company to 'handle them'. He had the figures for about a month and then gave them back confirming my figures. I remember saying you're a f***ing Finance director not a calculator, I can add up
He was gone a couple of months later.
I remember putting the costs together of a large project, being a good few million over 3 (ish) years and giving it to the finance director of a large company to 'handle them'. He had the figures for about a month and then gave them back confirming my figures. I remember saying you're a f***ing Finance director not a calculator, I can add up
He was gone a couple of months later.
LamieRobertson
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£300 …those Accountants eh
banjo
GOSBTS
Have you tried turning it on and off again?
Shropshire Seagull
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I've worked in accounts in my early office years.
What do accountants use for contraception?
Their personalities...
What do accountants use for contraception?
Their personalities...
I was. We were described as Seagulls.Along those lines, I always liked the definition of internal audit. 'Those who watch the battle from the hill and then come down and shoot the survivors'
I should mention I had a couple of mates who were internal audit
Fly in, make a lot of noise, shit over everyone, fly off.
Your first sentence is so trueJunior level accountancy is a science, Senior level accountancy is an art.
I remember putting the costs together of a large project, being a good few million over 3 (ish) years and giving it to the finance director of a large company to 'handle them'. He had the figures for about a month and then gave them back confirming my figures. I remember saying you're a f***ing Finance director not a calculator, I can add up
He was gone a couple of months later.
Worried Man Blues
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I gorran O level in Accountancy from Lewes Tech, credit where credits due
I think four sit in the row behind me in WSL.
...it’s a qualification which counts.
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METALMICKY
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That will be those who found being actuarial too exciting
Because of the Lion Tamer legacy, most of the accountants I meet in life seem to go out of their way to drop in some seemingly exciting extra curricular activity they are involved in to the conversation. It's a profession that has carried that chip on it's shoulder for decades! Apart from the downright crooks of course. Amazing how an honest request for advice by the OP has ended up here. NSC at it's best.