[Disclaimer: Not serious]
Who is YOUR early season scapegoat? Based on recent matches and our ABYSMAL form (OUT of the Carabao Cup, only SIXTH in the League, lost TWICE all season and failed to beat the whipping boys) it's clear that the knives are out! So who will you pick?
1. Fabian Hürzeler
The guys is a fraud. A child in a man's job. Graham Souness is old enough to be his Grandad. Can't you see?! HE HAS NO TACTICS! If it wasn't for Dat Guy and the rest of the senior players we'd be adrift, ADRIFT I TELL YOU! Rumour has it he's too young to drive in some states in America and doesn't like traditional fish and chips.
2. Jason Steele
Everyone's favourite, and arguably last season's standout performer in this category. Just look at him. He's barely playing, but you know that he wants to. Get this hint, mate. Conceded a goal at his near post, he engineered a situation for Lamptey to have to try and win a header. Ridiculous. It's said that any time Verbruggen makes a mistake, Steele can be seen on the bench with a Bart Voodoo doll
3. Julio Enciso
Perennially injured perma-sulk. Used to be good, now can't even kick a dead ball. Some say he never passes to Welbeck. Works hard, but does he? Really? Or is he only working hard for the Paraguay manager to see him working hard? Some circles claim that he prefers to eat on his own rather than risk sharing his sopa paraguaya. Cries far too much
4. Mats Weiffer
Played a bad pass, looks a little weak, DUTCH. Need anyone say more?
Of course, I'm sure there are others, so feel free to pick your favourite scapegoat
Who is YOUR early season scapegoat? Based on recent matches and our ABYSMAL form (OUT of the Carabao Cup, only SIXTH in the League, lost TWICE all season and failed to beat the whipping boys) it's clear that the knives are out! So who will you pick?
1. Fabian Hürzeler
The guys is a fraud. A child in a man's job. Graham Souness is old enough to be his Grandad. Can't you see?! HE HAS NO TACTICS! If it wasn't for Dat Guy and the rest of the senior players we'd be adrift, ADRIFT I TELL YOU! Rumour has it he's too young to drive in some states in America and doesn't like traditional fish and chips.
2. Jason Steele
Everyone's favourite, and arguably last season's standout performer in this category. Just look at him. He's barely playing, but you know that he wants to. Get this hint, mate. Conceded a goal at his near post, he engineered a situation for Lamptey to have to try and win a header. Ridiculous. It's said that any time Verbruggen makes a mistake, Steele can be seen on the bench with a Bart Voodoo doll
3. Julio Enciso
Perennially injured perma-sulk. Used to be good, now can't even kick a dead ball. Some say he never passes to Welbeck. Works hard, but does he? Really? Or is he only working hard for the Paraguay manager to see him working hard? Some circles claim that he prefers to eat on his own rather than risk sharing his sopa paraguaya. Cries far too much
4. Mats Weiffer
Played a bad pass, looks a little weak, DUTCH. Need anyone say more?
Of course, I'm sure there are others, so feel free to pick your favourite scapegoat
