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Brovion

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Jul 6, 2003
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[As it's Halloween I thought I'd bring this old joke back from the grave ...]


I'm going to a Halloween fancy dress party tonight, and I thought I'd go as Count Dracula. So I went to the Novelty Shop and asked the girl for a Dracula outfit. She rummaged around the back, and then presented me with a Crystal Palace shirt, plus shorts and socks.
"No, no" I said, "I think you mis-heard me. I said I wanted to look like a Count."
 




Jack Straw

Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
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Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
Was it this season's shirt or an old one? If it was an older one, it could have fetched a tidy sum on Ebay. You may have looked a gift horse in the mouth?
 


Jesus Gul

Jesus Gul

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Frutos

Frutos

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They recently set up a university for hippopotami.

While most students will study on satellite sites, the neurology students will study on the main hippocampus.
 


jcdenton08

jcdenton08

Offended Liver Sausage
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Oct 17, 2008
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Jack Straw said:
Was it this season's shirt or an old one? If it was an older one, it could have fetched a tidy sum on Ebay. You may have looked a gift horse in the mouth?
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Presumably it was a rental, so he’d have to return it anyway.
 




Jack Straw

Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
7,104
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
jcdenton08 said:
Presumably it was a rental, so he’d have to return it anyway.
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We need to ask the OP where he went, to see if they actually sell them or just rent them out. It would have been immensely helpful if we knew where he went.
 




CheeseRolls

CheeseRolls

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Brovion said:
[As it's Halloween I thought I'd bring this old joke back from the grave ...]


I'm going to a Halloween fancy dress party tonight, and I thought I'd go as Count Dracula. So I went to the Novelty Shop and asked the girl for a Dracula outfit. She rummaged around the back, and then presented me with a Crystal Palace shirt, plus shorts and socks.
"No, no" I said, "I think you mis-heard me. I said I wanted to look like a Count."
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No you didn't you asked her for a Dracula outfit, you most definetly did not tell her you wanted to look like a count, you said as much in your first sentence. Least convincing liar ever !
 




hart's shirt

hart's shirt

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Jul 8, 2003
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Kitbag in Dubai
Brovion said:
I'm going to a Halloween fancy dress party tonight, and I thought I'd go as Count Dracula. So I went to the Novelty Shop and asked the girl for a Dracula outfit. She rummaged around the back, and then presented me with a Crystal Palace shirt, plus shorts and socks.
"No, no" I said, "I think you mis-heard me. I said I wanted to look like a Count."
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How's the party going?
 














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