[Humour] Uxbridge English Dictionary

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Let's liven up a dull Thursday, shall we?

Cenotaph: a Welsh laxative

Faculty: to have run out of PG Tips

Frogmarch: La Marseillaise

Haute cuisine: porridge

Newcastle: to drop an atomic bomb on Donald Trump

Perms: what Geordie poets write

Tape: Yorkshire chimpanzee

 

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Up and Coming Sunny Portslade

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Fashion: An atom that supports Nigel Farage
Southwick: A left handed wanker
Wheelie Bin: How the young Jonathan Ross asserted he'd attended school

 

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Countryside...

 

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Fuselage: not many that big

Insolent: fell off the Isle of Wight ferry

 

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The Fatherland

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Guinness Boy said:

Fashion: An atom that supports Nigel Farage
Southwick: A left handed wanker
Wheelie Bin: How the young Jonathan Ross asserted he'd attended school

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Customer asks waiter in Chinese restaurant “where’s your bin?”

Waiter: I bin to Hong Kong
Customer: No, where’s your bin?
Waiter: I bin to Hong Kong.
Customer: Where’s your wheelie bin?
Waiter: I wheelie bin to Hong Kong.

 

wolfie

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Warwickshire

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Kintyre. Puncture

 

wolfie

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Palindrome. Airfield used by former Python travel presenters.

 

wolfie

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• Yesterday at 10:21 PM

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Titanic said:

Countryside...

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To murder Piers Morgan

 

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Herts

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La Donna e Mobile: the bird’s got a motorbike.

 

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Deepest, darkest Sussex

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Country Park - what you say to someone who’s taking up more than one spot in the car park

 

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Ruislip

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Benny Hill
Highest point in the Falklands