beardy gull
Well-known member
..and more specifically any farmers with a personality disorder? They’ve asked so politely you see.
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[Brighton] Do we have any farmers on here?
- Thread starter beardy gull
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Coldeanseagull
Opinionated
Won't find him...not with a second class stamp!
AmexRuislip
Retired Spy 🕵️♂️
We've had threads on........
The Wicker Man
Psychopathic farmers
Whatever next
The Wicker Man
Psychopathic farmers
Whatever next
- Oct 17, 2008
- 14,160
Whatever crops up.We've had threads on........
The Wicker Man
Psychopathic farmers
Whatever next
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
Even the puns are corny.
a-maize-ing
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 72,196
Cereal killersWe've had threads on........
The Wicker Man
Psychopathic farmers
Whatever next
AmexRuislip
Retired Spy 🕵️♂️
Wheat a minute.
You hay have an ear for this.
What makes you think the farmer is a Brighton and Hove Plough-bion supporter?
I can barley hold in my laughter at the jokes. Anyway, what's your beef with this farmer?
Winker
CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE
I bet that's caused a few furrowed brows in the sorting office!
AmexRuislip
Retired Spy 🕵️♂️
I'm glad you spelt all that correctly
AmexRuislip
Retired Spy 🕵️♂️
What do you call a stupid grain
A half wheat.
A half wheat.
i hope this psychopath farmer hasn’t been involved in a rape seed case 
Right Brain Ronnie
Well-known member
Says MR Straw.
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
If I ever need to refer back to this thread, I'll put a note in my dairy.
Algernon
Well-known member
Its obvious the thread title would eventually a tractor few keen punners.
Like a needle in a haystack
Obviously no farmers on here. They are completely incapable of using a computer keep all their records on odd scraps of paper and sleep under a mountain of red tape.
Now got orf my LAND!
Now got orf my LAND!