[Albion] Sold the best players, shit in defence, shit in attack, with a shit manager and in real trouble

Bozza

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....that's what I understand about Crystal Palace from a quick 5-minute scan of one of their forums.

Remember, kids: no matter how bad you think things are, there's always someone worse off than yourself.

 

jcdenton08

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They’ve got super Ollie Glasnerrr, he knows exactly what they need, shit in defence, shit in attack, facing relegation from the leaaague

 

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Littlemo

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They do look poor. Imagine if they got relegated??

 

jcdenton08

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Littlemo said:

They do look poor. Imagine if they got relegated??

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I might be in a minority here but I love a derby game. If we were guaranteed to play them in a cup every season, though…

 

Weststander

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What happened to “generational talent” Wharton?

 

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Does take the edge off our result/performance a bit. A fair amount of them genuinely thought they were getting into Europe after their purple patch at the end of last season

Fingers crossed Guehi and Eze down tools and demand a move in Jan soon.

 

jcdenton08

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Weststander said:

What happened to “generational talent” Wharton?

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The lad can’t run a tap. One of the slowest PL footballers I’ve ever seen for his age.

 

Bozza

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jcdenton08 said:

I might be in a minority here but I love a derby game. If we were guaranteed to play them in a cup every season, though…

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Would the WSL do? Asking for a friend...

 

Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo

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Weststander said:

What happened to “generational talent” Wharton?

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He only looks generational against teams that are on the beach. If they actually try he looks as shite as he did against us. He's another Joniesta.

 

Garry Nelson's Left Foot

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Now, this is a thread I can enjoy.

 

Flounce

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Apologies, I saw the thread title and thought “f*** me Bozza has lost it”

That was the plan wasn’t it

 

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Littlemo said:

They do look poor. Imagine if they got relegated??

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That old chestnut - im sure we're saying that at this point every season. They'll probably end up above us come may

 

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Sounds like us... oh, no, wait, I see what you did there.... carry on

 

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Han Solo

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Roy will step in and save them.

 

jcdenton08

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Han Solo said:

Roy will step in and save them.

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You just know it’s coming. If not Roy then “a” Roy

 

lawros left foot

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I’m personally quite enjoying this. I was given loads of grief by a couple of the great unwashed for pointing out at the start of the season, that their league form at the end of last season, was built on playing teams who were either going down, or so much on the beach they had sand between their toes, and sun cream on.

Nice to be proven right.

 

lawros left foot

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West Ham have 1 win so far this season.
It was against Palace.

Everton have 1 win this season so far.
It was against Palace.

Brentford have 2 wins this season, so far.
1 was against Palaceo.

I can see a pattern developing here.

 

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Marty McFly

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jcdenton08 said:

You just know it’s coming. If not Roy then “a” Roy

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Roy Evans it is then!

 

Moshe Gariani

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Good thread.

Feel free to virtually shoot me but my day/weekend was made immeasurably better by tuning in to the last few minutes from Goodison Park today. Palace losing is right up there with Brighton winning as a source of pleasure.

 

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lawros left foot said:

West Ham have 1 win so far this season.
It was against Palace.

Everton have 1 win this season so far.
It was against Palace.

Brentford have 2 wins this season, so far.
1 was against Palaceo.

I can see a pattern developing here.

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Don't. Tempt. Fate.