[Humour] Pineapple gate 🫣

AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014

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Ruislip

• Sep 3, 2024

• #1

Spain’s 'pineapple-gate' spark hopes of romance and shop chaos

The fruit-based flirting code has caused rowdy scenes at the Mercadona supermarket chain.

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If you're strolling around your local supermarkets wine section with an upside down pineapple, make sure the Mrs or Mr ain't about.
You may get accosted by an admirer

 

studio150

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Jul 30, 2011

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On the Border

• Sep 3, 2024

• #2

So disappointing, I was expecting the usual outcry over whether pineapple is permitted on a pizza or not.

Anyway, does this work with a tin of pineapple chunks or rings?

 

Algernon

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Sep 9, 2012

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Newmarket.

• Sep 3, 2024

• #3

I wonder what might happen if you put a banana and a chocolate covered ring doughnut in your basket.
You might get a-costa'd.

 

Gabbiano

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Dec 18, 2017

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Spank the Manc

• Sep 3, 2024

• #4

A lot of Mercadona stores have started to remove stock from shelves during the "flirting hours" because the supermarkets are filling up with Gen Z'ers who just pick up a pineapple and ram their trolleys into each other without buying anything.

I get that a lot of the youth are disillusioned with dating apps, but surely there's a less stupid way to meet new people?

 

WATFORD zero

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Jul 10, 2003

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• Sep 3, 2024

• #5

I always found it a struggle to get a pineapple in your basket once it was full of pampas grass

The good old days, car keys in the fruit bowl, I got a Cortina MK II

 

Washie

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Jun 20, 2011

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Eastbourne

• Sep 3, 2024

• #6

I keep wondering what the f*** i'm doing with my life. How the f*** did I already know what an upside down pineapple meant and thought everyone knew.

 

smillie's garden

Am I evil?

Aug 11, 2003

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• Sep 3, 2024

• #7

Gabbiano said:

A lot of Mercadona stores have started to remove stock from shelves during the "flirting hours" because the supermarkets are filling up with Gen Z'ers who just pick up a pineapple and ram their trolleys into each other without buying anything.

I get that a lot of the youth are disillusioned with dating apps, but surely there's a less stupid way to meet new people?

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I know: to piña romantic hopes on how you fondle some prickly, tropical fruit seems desperate.