[Humour] Upside down pineapple… and other inappropriate gifts

jcdenton08

Offended Liver Sausage

NSC Patron

Oct 17, 2008

14,166

• Aug 20, 2024

• #1

My partner’s Mum bought her a “cute shirt” for her birthday, the print is a large image of an upside down pineapple…

I had a good laugh when she showed me, and asked if she’d been getting extra attention when wearing it.

For those who don’t know, an upside down pineapple commonly symbolises

Spoiler

that you’re a swinger looking for action

I haven’t had the heart to tell her… or perhaps she has something to tell me!

Ever received/given an inappropriate gift?

 

Weststander

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Aug 25, 2011

69,006

Withdean area

• Aug 20, 2024

• #2

My elderly parents on a Spanish holiday bought wallet/purse gifts for our then infant kids that looked like this. We never did mention anything to my parents, bless them.

 

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MTSeagulls

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Sep 18, 2019

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• Aug 20, 2024

• #3

Thought I'd logged into the wrong forum for a second there.

 

Jam The Man

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Jul 5, 2003

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South East North Lancing

• Aug 20, 2024

• #4

Currently in a cruise (not that kind of cruise) in the Norwegian Fjords, and an upside down pineapple on your cabin door is apparently an invitation, as mentioned above.
Not seen any yet

 

Jam The Man

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Jul 5, 2003

8,207

South East North Lancing

• Aug 20, 2024

• #5

Jam The Man said:

Currently in a cruise (not that kind of cruise) in the Norwegian Fjords, and an upside down pineapple on your cabin door is apparently an invitation, as mentioned above.
Not seen any yet

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Or had any knocks on the door

 

Perfidious Albion

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Oct 25, 2011

6,348

At the end of my tether

• Aug 20, 2024

• #6

I just checked out Westander’s wallet pic in Google Image Search….In my innocence I did not know what it symbolises .
well well well, the things you learn on this football forum !

 

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timbha

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Jul 5, 2003

10,458

Sussex

• Aug 20, 2024

• #7

Jam The Man said:

Currently in a cruise (not that kind of cruise) in the Norwegian Fjords, and an upside down pineapple on your cabin door is apparently an invitation, as mentioned above.
Not seen any yet

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Wins the “look I’m on holiday” award

 

Cheshire Cat

The most curious thing..

Nov 4, 2006

11,811

Sitting on a bough of a tree a few yards off...

• Aug 20, 2024

• #8

What about a tin of pineapple chunks?

Do I get lucky?

 

hans kraay fan club

The voice of reason.

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Mar 16, 2005

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Chandlers Ford

• Aug 20, 2024

• #9

Cheshire Cat said:

What about a tin of pineapple chunks?

Do I get lucky?

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Only if you turn it upside down.

 

Coldeanseagull

Opinionated

Mar 13, 2013

8,314

Coldean

• Aug 20, 2024

• #10

hans kraay fan club said:

Only if you turn it upside down.

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Just don't take the lid off the tin first.......not making that mistake again

 

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A mex eyecan

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Nov 3, 2011

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• Aug 20, 2024

• #11

Coldeanseagull said:

Just don't take the lid off the tin first.......not making that mistake again

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no outsmarting you is there

 

schmunk

Second time lucky?

Jan 19, 2018

10,306

Mid mid mid Sussex

• Aug 20, 2024

• #12

Cheshire Cat said:

What about a tin of pineapple chunks?

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Yes, I'd like a tin of pineapple, but there's no need to be rude.