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You're certainly the fastest traveller we have. Today you've posted from Germany, Denmark, Holland and Romania. Are you on a scouting... -
The Clamp replied to the thread On how many digits must rings be worn before one is considered a bit of a chav?.I wear one large ring on my right forefinger for pressing into the seal on any death warrants or decrees I issue. Subjects are also...
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The Clamp reacted to Simster's post in the thread [TV] ‘Ave you seen it? Eh? ‘Ave you seen it? with
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This is of course the correct answer. My wife and I went to "an evening with the Fast Show" in London last year and when they did the... -
The Clamp replied to the thread [News] Nigel Farage and Reform.My only sliver of solace is that knowing Farage and his cronies, most of it will be pissed up the wall and redirected into their own...
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The Clamp reacted to Chicken Run's post in the thread [Misc] Can anyone recommend a locksmith ? with Like.
That guy sounds like a real knob
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The Clamp reacted to hart's shirt's post in the thread [Misc] Can anyone recommend a locksmith ? with Haha.
One of the best investments I've ever made was a course on lock picking. It's opened so many doors for me.
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The Clamp reacted to Chicken Run's post in the thread [Misc] Can anyone recommend a locksmith ? with Like.
Get this dealt with quickly, the thought of you locked out in your suburban garden whilst your Lamb Chops (that need attention), the...
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The Clamp reacted to jcdenton08's post in the thread [Misc] Can anyone recommend a locksmith ? with
Well played.
I’m a locksmith, and I’m a locksmith. -
The Clamp replied to the thread [Misc] Can anyone recommend a locksmith ?.Who are you and how did you get in here?
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The Clamp replied to the thread [Politics] The Labour Government.Now hang on. It’s true that I don’t like Starmer. I do realise tough decisions have to be made. I think some of the sectors of...
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Certainly not pensioners!
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The Clamp replied to the thread [Politics] The Labour Government.I’m struggling to see who Labour are for, exactly?
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The Clamp replied to the thread [Drinking] Brewdog: hipsters”, “pretentious”, “wankers”, “********s” or simply "full of s**t"?.To be fair to Brewdog, Portman have hounded them since they started making ales.
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The Clamp replied to the thread [Drinking] Brewdog: hipsters”, “pretentious”, “wankers”, “********s” or simply "full of s**t"?.Everyone’s an idealist until they earn enough to get highly taxed.
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What surprises me, given their names, is how these people (like BS John and Sicknote Shaun) ever got taken on in the first place! Surely...