Somebody else can write the blurb:
Score Predictor
Ridiculous optimism with Bruno and Buckley out for this match and Leicester away as well.
Wtf is this? Were defiantly loose.
2-0 to the good guys. Lingard &, errr. Ok, 1-0 to the good guys then.
Do you mean we will definitely lose?.
Something like that, yes.
Or, possibly, wheel loose.
Fingers crossed you are wrong.
Errmmm... There is nothing grammatically wrong or syntactically noteworthy in the OP. There is no imagery or symbolism to bring to anyone's attention. I don't really know how I feel about that, but it's saved 10 minutes of my life.
Excuse me!? In case you haven't noticed, the red colour used above the score line is actually a satanic colour! Nothing wrong with that though is there?
I don't see Satan's intrusion into every nook and cranny of everyday life and work situations as being of note??