Behind Enemy Lines
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One of the best cinematic comedies of all time.
" Alright, I am the Messiah... now f*** off!"
What a line.
" Alright, I am the Messiah... now f*** off!"
What a line.
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Life of Brian - superb
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"shut up big nose" "where are you from nose city".
surrey jim
Not in Surrey
always look on the bright side of life
NMH
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I can look on the bright side of life..... NMH is the WINNAAA !
Zesh Rehman
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hes not the son of god, hes a very naught boy 
Tricky Dicky
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Nice one centurian !
Lankyseagull
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Are you the Judean People's Front?
Lankyseagull said:
Judean People's Front? No, we're the People's Front of Judea.
I love that film.
Lankyseagull
One Step Beyond
Frutos said:Judean People's Front? No, we're the People's Front of Judea.
I love that film.
Splitter!
Tricky Dicky
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goldstone said:
The program on before the film, about the making of it was very interesting. I had forgotten all the furore that it sparked at the time. Those religious bigots* were amazing - call themselves enlightened, their minds were so closed they should have pad-locks on them. They made themselves look ridiculous.
* Disclaimer : I do not mean that all religous people are bigots.
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Sneaky George said:
How shall we f*** off, O Lord?
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Johnny Byrne-The Greatest
Comical genius!! I watched the secret life of Brian gefore the film and was amazed. They cast were made to take out wills before travelling to America as their advisers feared that they would be shot!!!!
Redhead
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Saw it for the first time last night and have to say I thought it was terrible, but I guess that says more about me than anything else.
Behind Enemy Lines
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The line up for the Crucifixion scene remains one of my favourites...
NISUS WETTUS:
Next. Crucifixion?
PRISONER #1:
Yes.
NISUS:
Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Next. Crucifixion?
PRISONER #2:
Yes.
NISUS:
Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Next. Crucifixion?
MR. CHEEKY:
Ah, no. Freedom.
JAILER:
Hmm?
NISUS:
What?
MR. CHEEKY:
Eh, freedom for me. They said I hadn't done anything, so I could go free and live on an island somewhere.
NISUS:
Oh. Oh, well, that's jolly good. Well, off you go, then.
MR. CHEEKY:
Naa, I'm only pulling your leg. It's crucifixion, really.
NISUS:
Oh, ho ho.
MR. CHEEKY:
Heh heh heh hehh.
NISUS:
I see. Uh, very good. Very good. Well, out of the door. One--
MR. CHEEKY:
Yeah. I know the way. Out of the door.
NISUS:
Line on--
MR. CHEEKY:
One cross each. Line on the left.
NISUS:
Line on the left.
MR. CHEEKY:
Heh heh.
NISUS:
Yes. Thank you. Crucifixion?
PRISONER #4:
Yes.
NISUS:
Good.
NISUS WETTUS:
Next. Crucifixion?
PRISONER #1:
Yes.
NISUS:
Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Next. Crucifixion?
PRISONER #2:
Yes.
NISUS:
Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Next. Crucifixion?
MR. CHEEKY:
Ah, no. Freedom.
JAILER:
Hmm?
NISUS:
What?
MR. CHEEKY:
Eh, freedom for me. They said I hadn't done anything, so I could go free and live on an island somewhere.
NISUS:
Oh. Oh, well, that's jolly good. Well, off you go, then.
MR. CHEEKY:
Naa, I'm only pulling your leg. It's crucifixion, really.
NISUS:
Oh, ho ho.
MR. CHEEKY:
Heh heh heh hehh.
NISUS:
I see. Uh, very good. Very good. Well, out of the door. One--
MR. CHEEKY:
Yeah. I know the way. Out of the door.
NISUS:
Line on--
MR. CHEEKY:
One cross each. Line on the left.
NISUS:
Line on the left.
MR. CHEEKY:
Heh heh.
NISUS:
Yes. Thank you. Crucifixion?
PRISONER #4:
Yes.
NISUS:
Good.
Terry Jones point in the earlier programme was interesting.He was convinced censorship and political correctness had gone mad.
He was not attacking religion in the film but those who failed to think for themselves.
(awaits attack from Hans Kray fan club)
The religious zealots made me laugh though.
He was not attacking religion in the film but those who failed to think for themselves.
(awaits attack from Hans Kray fan club)
The religious zealots made me laugh though.
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Uncle Spielberg
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Good job there are no " Christian Fundamentlists " or they would all be dead
Deportivo Seagull
I should coco
Tricky Dicky said:
Many moons ago whilst on leave from HM Forces, I got the video and some beer and planned a pleasant afternoon watching this master piece. I was at the time staying at my parents, and about ten minutes into the film the door bell rings, my mother answers the door and in walks the local Catholic priest ( he resembled Rasputin and always wore sandals regardless of the weather). As I dive for the remote he Say's ' Wonderful 'Life of Brian' .. my favourite. He the proceeds to 'do' all the lines of the film and drink my beer ... the bastard ... he couldn't see what the fuss was about ...