You've got to love CRAWLEY

[El Presidente]

From the Argus

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/9810408.Crawley_mum___It_would_be_fun_to_be_a_granny_at_27_/?ref=ms

Britain's youngest mother has said she would be happy for her daughter to get pregnant at 12.

Amy Crowhurst who got pregnant at the age of 12 said she would be happy if her daughter became pregnant at the same age.

Ms Crowhurst, now 22, said: “It’d be fun being a gran at 27, though maths isn't what I am good at like.”

Amy had Alfie, now nine, in 2003 and Destiny, now seven, four years later when she was 16.

She added: “Having sex at 12 is fine if you feel ready and aren’t pressured. So long as it's not the kinky stuff, I wouldn't fancy a Cleveland steamer before my pubes dropped for example, I'm not that type of girl.

I wouldn’t encourage Destiny to plan pregnancy at 12, but if she did have a baby I’d be happy so long as she kept the brat away from me."

“If she (Destiny) had a baby at 12, I know she’d cope and I’d be happy for her. Women shouldn’t put off having kids young – it makes you a better mum and gives you something to do during Blue Peter, which I always found boring".

“Having kids young was the smartest thing I ever did. I’ve had lots of energy for them and life’s beginning for me now at an age when I can enjoy myself – I have the freedom to meet mates and go clubbing and rimming when my mum babysits.”

The former Thomas Bennett Community College school pupil lives in a three-bed council house in Crawley and claims benefits.

She said: “When I see girls I went to school with having babies now, I’m so glad I got it out of the way.

“Plus they’re fat and I’m a size six. I missed school, but I can catch up – and I’ll appreciate it more.”

Amy, who is no longer in contact with the children’s father, whose name she thinks was either Dave, Shane or Dan, admitted she struggled as a single mum and went off the rails.

She was evicted from her council home for throwing wild parties.

She said: “I’ve made mistakes, but I’ve always been a good mum.

“Whatever I’ve done wrong, I’ve got lots of energy for the kids and can relate to them because I’m young.

“Me and Destiny both love The X Factor, MTV, wanking off squaddies behind a skip for a WKD and go shopping for clothes like sisters.”

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Brilliant

 

[Philzo-93]

Brilliant! But I swear this was mentioned before on here ?!

Crawley is nothing more than the pro lapsed anus of Croydon!

 

[Simster]

When was the Argus bought out by the Daily Mail?

 

[NickBHAFC18]

Posted a few days ago, but it makes me so angry it probably deserves to be posted again. People like her are the downfall of this country.

 

[El Presidente]

Apologies for fixtures chaps.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

I would....n't

 

[Badger]

I like your artistic alterations El Pres

 

[madinthehead]

Classy!!

 

[Varndean VI Form College]

Let's not forget about the bloke who 'raped' the girl when she was 12. Low-life.

 

[misterspatch]

Let's not forget about the bloke who 'raped' the girl when she was 12. Low-life.

He was probably underaged too and just as idiotic as she is.

 

[skipper734]

Difficult to improve on the original El Pres.

 

[albion534]

I would.....must be well loose....get ur head up there

 

[Aadam]

Anyone read the comments?

 

[Spider]

How the f*** is the woman in that picture only 22!!?

Absolute classless idiots.

 

[magoo]

She wanted a BRAAAHN BABY!

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Ahhhh, brown babies. No doubt Errol has knocked out another half dozen since Destiny. Good to know what my tax is paying for.

 

[El Presidente]

The good news is that she has now been offered a job. Airbus are using her minkie as a wind tunnel for testing the new A380 superjumbo.

 

[SeagullSongs]

Wow.
Also, someone at the Argus can't do maths like.
Apparently Destiny (now 7) was born 4 years after Alfie (now 9)

There are too many comments I could make on this...

 

[narly101]

I'd be happy to have a granny at 27. GILF.