Your Top 3 Viz Characters

[Murray 17]

It's got to be:

1. Johnny Fartpants
2. Sid The Sexist
3. The Fat Slags

What do you think?

 

[Hiney]

Biffa Bacon
Spoilt Bastard
Roger Mellie

 

[El Presidente]

Sid the Sexist
Roger Mellie
Fat Slags

 

[Norman Potting]

Haven't read Viz for ages but when I did it would have been.....

1. Roger Mellie
2. Modern Parents
3. Terry F*ckwit

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

Biffa Bacon
Spoilt Bastard
Roger Mellie

 

[Beach Hut]

Sid the Sexist
Roger Mellie
Fat Slags

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Sid
Uncle Vernon
Buster Gonads

 

[The Large One]

Paul Wicker, The Tall Vicar
Aldridge Prior, The Hopeless Liar
Billy The Fish

 

[hans kraay fan club]

not Billy himself, but I liked it when Shakin' Stevens played for Fulchester!

 

[Jam The Man]

Biffa Bacon
Spoilt Bastard
Roger Mellie

Concurred!

 

[Jam The Man]

Funniest thing ever was the mock story of the John Wayne Bobbit scandal..

It was called something like 'John Thomas Choppit's chopped John Thomas'.. the storylines went along the lines of e.g.this guy's cock got severed by a combine harvester and turning up in his a bowl of shredded wheat the next day!

Painful thoughts but hilarious stuff!

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Roger Mellie
Captain Morgan and his Hammond Organ
Finbarr Saunders

 

[finbar]

Postman Plod
Paul Wicker
Roger Mellie

 

[Murray 17]

3. Terry F*ckwit

Yes, he would be a close 4th.

 

[Simster]

Spoilt Bastard
Roger Mellie
Sid the Sexist or Biffa Bacon

Favourite one-off: Toast Kid

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

Finbarr, Mr logic and call me a bit weird but I really like The Drunken Bakers

 

[Wilko]

The best one off ever was surely - Mickey's monkey spunk moped:

Mickey's Monkey Spunk Moped is a one-off strip which appeared in the British adult comic Viz in 1993.

A classic one-time-only Viz character, 'Mickey's Monkey Spunk Moped' was the heartening story of a young lad and his moped which, surprisingly enough, runs on monkey spunk. He runs out of simian love fuel a few panels into the story, and much hilarity ensues as he attempts to avail himself of some more monkey sperm to make the moped run again. Eventually he realises that his monkey spunk moped is probably not the most practical vehicle around, and swaps it for a car that runs on leopard's fanny batter, which is also not too practical.

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

The best one off ever was surely - Mickey's monkey spunk moped:

Mickey's Monkey Spunk Moped is a one-off strip which appeared in the British adult comic Viz in 1993.

A classic one-time-only Viz character, 'Mickey's Monkey Spunk Moped' was the heartening story of a young lad and his moped which, surprisingly enough, runs on monkey spunk. He runs out of simian love fuel a few panels into the story, and much hilarity ensues as he attempts to avail himself of some more monkey sperm to make the moped run again. Eventually he realises that his monkey spunk moped is probably not the most practical vehicle around, and swaps it for a car that runs on leopard's fanny batter, which is also not too practical.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Postman Plod
Spoilt Bastard
Roger Mellie

 

[Pork Sword]

'The Thieving Gypsy Bastards' take some beating.