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The Iraqi footballer.......
Kenny Daglish had a call from one of his scouts in Iraq,"Kenny come out and see this Iraqi kid,he is brilliant!"
Kenny goes out and sees how good the kid is and signs him on the spot and takes him back to Anfield.
That Saturday at home to Chelsea,there is 20 minutes to go and Liverpool are 4-0 down. Kenny turns to the Iraqi kid on the bench...Go on lad,just score as many goals as you can. The lad is a sensation,scores 5 goals.The boss loves him,the fans love him,the press rave about him.
He comes off the pitch and rushes into the dressing room,grabs his mobile and phones his mother.
"Hello Mum,guess what? he says"We were 4-0 down,I came on with 20 mins to go and scored 5 goals...everybody loves me!"
"Wonderful " says Mum,Now let me tell you about my day,your Dad was shot and mugged,your sister and I were gang raped and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters and in the meantime your having a great time.
The young lad is upset,"What can I say Mum...I'm sorry!"
"Sorry!! Sorry!!! Says his Mum.
It's your f***king fault we came to LLiverpool in the first place!!!
Kenny Daglish had a call from one of his scouts in Iraq,"Kenny come out and see this Iraqi kid,he is brilliant!"
Kenny goes out and sees how good the kid is and signs him on the spot and takes him back to Anfield.
That Saturday at home to Chelsea,there is 20 minutes to go and Liverpool are 4-0 down. Kenny turns to the Iraqi kid on the bench...Go on lad,just score as many goals as you can. The lad is a sensation,scores 5 goals.The boss loves him,the fans love him,the press rave about him.
He comes off the pitch and rushes into the dressing room,grabs his mobile and phones his mother.
"Hello Mum,guess what? he says"We were 4-0 down,I came on with 20 mins to go and scored 5 goals...everybody loves me!"
"Wonderful " says Mum,Now let me tell you about my day,your Dad was shot and mugged,your sister and I were gang raped and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters and in the meantime your having a great time.
The young lad is upset,"What can I say Mum...I'm sorry!"
"Sorry!! Sorry!!! Says his Mum.
It's your f***king fault we came to LLiverpool in the first place!!!