You know what would make me laugh

[HTFC2011]

If the Football League deducted points for southampton's players and fans been out of control when they scored the winner.

I know i sound like a sour grape but hey i'm looking for all kinds off luck now

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Think you will have more chance with - & Southampton in believing the job's done,capitulate in their remaining games and take not a single point.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I know i sound like a sour grape but hey i'm looking for all kinds off luck now

Why? HTFC will finish above SCC on merit.

And the clown side that is Peterboro will beat SCC 8-7 in the play-offs!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

If the Football League deducted points for southampton's players and fans been out of control when they scored the winner.

I know i sound like a sour grape but hey i'm looking for all kinds off luck now

And then the FA inflict the same punishment on you lot for doing exactly the same at the moment you clinched it

You can't be that unlucky if you're unbeaten in twenty odd games. Keep the pressure on and you never know what might happen.

 

[Buzzer]

I tell you what made me laugh last night. A bloke told me he watched a porno the previous evening called "Honey I spunked on the kids".

And then told me he was round a mutual friends house and he was mashed and put a sherbet dip up his arse. The friend walked in and she said "what are you doing?" He said "there's no dignified way of telling you this, I've just put sherbet up my arse"

Anyone who can see my FB statuses around that time will attest to the fact that I laughed uncontrollably for a good 2 hours after.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

I tell you what made me laugh last night. A bloke told me he watched a porno the previous evening called "Honey I spunked on the kids".

And then told me he was round a mutual friends house and he was mashed and put a sherbet dip up his arse. The friend walked in and she said "what are you doing?" He said "there's no dignified way of telling you this, I've just put sherbet up my arse"

Anyone who can see my FB statuses around that time will attest to the fact that I laughed uncontrollably for a good 2 hours after.

I thought you were on DRUGS

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

I'm sick of double standards.

My girlfriend buys a "rampant rabbit with attachments" and she's seen as a "naughty fun girl with a special new toy".

But when i order a "240volt deluxe fistmaster 5000 latex revolving pussy with elasticated anus,imitation shit dribble,semen collection tray,and built in sadistic rape sound system" then that supposedly makes me some kind of pervert.

 

[Buzzer]

I thought you were on DRUGS

Drink. Just drink.

 

[Boris Yeltsin]

I'm sick of double standards.

My girlfriend buys a "rampant rabbit with attachments" and she's seen as a "naughty fun girl with a special new toy".

But when i order a "240volt deluxe fistmaster 5000 latex revolving pussy with elasticated anus,imitation shit dribble,semen collection tray,and built in sadistic rape sound system" then that supposedly makes me some kind of pervert.

I just spat out my coffee!

 

[redneb]

If the Football League deducted points for southampton's players and fans been out of control when they scored the winner.

I know i sound like a sour grape but hey i'm looking for all kinds off luck now

what is more likely is that they would award us our ten points back from last season. Do you remember last season mate?? - when you got in the play offs purely on the back of our points deduction then wasted that play off spot by playing shit against Millwall.

Hell if we got our ten points back now, we would even be cheering you on this weekend against Brighton in our quest for the championship.

Joking aside, Saints and Huds should both be in the championship next season, one via auto and the other via the playoffs. Anything else would be a travisty.

 

[wellquickwoody]

what is more likely is that they would award us our ten points back from last season. Do you remember last season mate?? - when you got in the play offs purely on the back of our points deduction then wasted that play off spot by playing shit against Millwall.

Hell if we got our ten points back now, we would even be cheering you on this weekend against Brighton in our quest for the championship.

Joking aside, Saints and Huds should both be in the championship next season, one via auto and the other via the playoffs. Anything else would be a travisty.

Nearly a thousand posts on another team's board, that is very, very sad.

Please f**k off to Hampshire?

 

[Hercules Rockerfeller]

what is more likely is that they would award us our ten points back from last season. Do you remember last season mate?? - when you got in the play offs purely on the back of our points deduction then wasted that play off spot by playing shit against Millwall.

Hell if we got our ten points back now, we would even be cheering you on this weekend against Brighton in our quest for the championship.

Joking aside, Saints and Huds should both be in the championship next season, one via auto and the other via the playoffs. Anything else would be a travisty.

Not a travesty though, as whoever goes up after a long, hard season deserves to go up. If you don't, you weren't good enough.

 

[redneb]

Not a travesty though, as whoever goes up after a long, hard season deserves to go up. If you don't, you weren't good enough.

an argueable point. If you finish 3rd comfortably above Peterborough, surely you deserve to be promoted as one of the best 3 teams.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

an argueable point. If you finish 3rd comfortably above Peterborough, surely you deserve to be promoted as one of the best 3 teams.

is there somewhere else a Huddersfield fan and an inflamed minge could be discussing playing second fiddle to us?
Go on,shoo,shoo.

 

[HoveHorace]

an argueable point. If you finish 3rd comfortably above Peterborough, surely you deserve to be promoted as one of the best 3 teams.

No.

Best 2 teams promoted - next 4 compete in a play off system.