Would YOU 'pleasure' a 'male member' of the royal family?

[Wozza]

Just asking, like.

Don't go getting libellous on NSC.

 

[Robot Chicken]

No.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

nor me

 

[NMH]

They couldn't be any worse looking than the royal women, after all . I think even the most red-blooded man would rather do Mark Philips than Princess Anne !

 

[Juan Albion]

They couldn't be any worse looking than the royal women, after all . I think even the most red-blooded man would rather do Mark Philips than Princess Anne !

But, NMH, Mark Philips is a bit lacking in the vagina department, isn't he? What's wrong with Princess Anne that a couple of brown bags won't put right?

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Apparently she stinks down there.

Rotten cabbage I'm told - a mate down the pub told me

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Charlie is me darling.


These band-wagon jumping celebrity fans.

 

[Brovion]

Does chopping their heads off count as 'pleasuring' them?

 

[Sam]

no they are ugly

 

[REDLAND]

I'd keep clear, as well, Oh shudder

 

[Bwian]

Are you mad?

For me, the only acceptable form of pleasuring the royals would be a firing squad.....

 

[Northstander]

ZARA PHILLIPS, she needs a good seeing to.....

 

[NMH]

 

[Braders]

i don't swing that way!

 

[Wozza]

Sigh.

I have a feeling about 10% of readers AT BEST understand why I asked the question (but don't spell it out on here please).

 

[CHAPPERS]

Becuase you think that someone sucked the POW's knob?

Oopsy whoopsy.

 

[Titanic]

and it wasn't the late DPoW either

 

[Titanic]

or the horsey one

 

[CHAPPERS]

It was a man?

 

[Titanic]

No ?! really ?? Blimey - that would be a real shocker