Would you like to buy my ticket stub?

[Attilio the Hun]

I want no reminder of Tuesday's humiliation.

I've just found my ticket stub and the only pride I can salvage is that one of you might pay cash for this piece of astonishing football memorabilia and memento of your finest hour.

Any takers?



edit: it is not, nor will it be, defaced or torn. It's just a bit creased from my wallet - where it filled the hole once occupied by the £40 it cost. £40!

 

[bhafc99]

You must be the only Palace fan who didn't fold their ticket stub into the nose of a paper airplane – constructed from that oh-so-kneequakingly-intimidating 'red and blue card shambles' – and throw it onto the pitch, in one of the most laughable displays of petulance ever.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Cue stories about "how I was in the Holmesdale the night we beat Palarse ... and I can prove it".

 

[Attilio the Hun]

Cue stories about "how I was in the Holmesdale the night we beat Palarse ... and I can prove it".

It's a ticket for the Players Lounge and Main Stand - you could say you were chatting up the Palace players' birds while their blokes were given the runaround on the pitch.

 

[Wardy]

I will start the bidding at 10pence

 

[Simster]

I will start the bidding at 10pence

I'll do better than that. Eight pee.

Anyone any lower?

 

[dull boy]

I'll do better than that. Eight pee.

Anyone any lower?

 

[Artois]

Zero pence?

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

It's a ticket for the Players Lounge and Main Stand - you could say you were chatting up the Palace players' birds while their blokes were given the runaround on the pitch.

what, like this old shocker

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

what, like this old shocker

Probably one of the Eaglettes

 

[Publius Ovidius]

meiow meiow