Withdean Solutions

[mona]

Something has to be done to improve the dire home record. For the home match against Exeter how about

1 A pre-match competition to find the Albion's most miserable fan. He wins £500 but is paraded around the ground in the stocks whilst being tormented by Gully's Girls.
2 Free scrumpy on offer in all pubs frequented by fans in honour of our visitors and to improve the Withdean atmosphere.
3 Invite John Catt to announce the Withdean Wager winner and to sing Bob Dylan's Masters of War.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Switch the game to the real St James Park as we have already won there this season!

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Hit the bar competition from half way. Keep upy competition hosted by Gully. Penalty shoot out vs sub goalie (Brezovan!), make the referee wear pink all game, permit water bombs for all fans to use how they wish, get rocketman back in action.

Or any of the above.

 

[portlock seagull]

I like the scrumpy idea. We know alcohol has long been banned in the stands. But at withdean, even looking like you've had a good time pre-match is enough for you to be refused entry. Approach the turnstiles singing in a group and they'll refuse you entry. You might just have had a couple of pints but in a stewards eyes you're out of control and nothing more than a p***ed hooligan waiting to happen. No wonder the atmosphere is terrible.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Bring a plastic doll along as lucky mascot?

 

[Philzo-93]

How about kick all the snobby north stand moaners into the south stand/east stand and put the singing section in the north stand where there will be a roof so our voices will at least carry across a stand at least!?

Atmosphere problem solved - better experience during games - better support morale for the players - better performances - more f***ing wins

Simples!

 

[Giraffe]

Play all remaining games on a Friday night. Sorted. Evening record pisses all over Saturday afternoon record.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Hit the bar competition from half way.

It's definitely got legs, I reckon. It was something I suggested to Insider a fair while ago. I do think we should offer a cash prize to a random seat in the stadium. To be drawn at half time by a Gully Girl. Get a local business or the Arseguff to get involved.

I also think the club should inadvertently ignore the sitting down rule. Make an obvious motion to get people to sit down, but ignore the rules.

I also believe we need some ridiculously shoddy ref to get the fans going.

Personally, we obviously need a change in music for the changing rooms. Every single time I see us play at home, we come out like an Andrex puppy who has been gorging on Diazepam from the cabinet of his owners.

We need to scare the opposition. For too long, we have been welcoming guests. The purple in the away dressing rooms is obviously not working.

Can we get rid of the handshake business?

 

[Acker79]

How's about the players perform and give the fans something to cheer about?

 

[Lankyseagull]

I do think we should offer a cash prize to a random seat in the stadium.

With the number of empty seats, it'll be a rollover every week!

Approach the turnstiles singing in a group and they'll refuse you entry.

But they let the players in every time!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

How's about the players perform and give the fans something to cheer about?

Haven't we tried that?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

How about some Queen?

"Another one bites the dust" - We have the acoustic potential in the South Stand, being a bit rickety and temporary.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Shame deadline day has now passed. We missed a big opportunity to give free transfers to all supporters who do nothing but moan all day.

 

[Acker79]

Haven't we tried that?

Judging by results and performances, no. We haven't.

 

[portlock seagull]

Shame deadline day has now passed. We missed a big opportunity to give free transfers to all supporters who do nothing but moan all day.

 

[Fazz62]

Something has to be done to improve the dire home record. For the home match against Exeter how about

1 A pre-match competition to find the Albion's most miserable fan. He wins £500 but is paraded around the ground in the stocks whilst being tormented by Gully's Girls.

Mona
I'm up for this. I would even donate the £500 to NSC if I win.

But if I do win, can i have this as my "punishment" rather than being paraded around the ground?

 

[Westdene Seagull]

To be drawn at half time by a Gully Girl.

Preferably naked

 

[Acker79]

Mona
I'm up for this. I would even donate the £500 to NSC if I win.

But if I do win, can i have this as my "punishment" rather than being paraded around the ground?

You want to be forced to dress like a nurse and spank a naked man?

 

[Fazz62]

You want to be forced to dress like a nurse and spank a naked man?

Acker 79

Yes please!!

Especially if it is you I am spanking.

 

[Taybha]

Pre match team talk with dickie should do it

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