Will you NSC on Christmas Day......

[Deleted User X18H]

.....I might as I have 'in laws' round and after about 10am I will have lost interest in the free loaders ( I mean wife's family) so when HB&B Junior has a nap I may be on here, anyone else

 

[strings]

Probably, come 2pm the parents will be asleep and I will be bored. I will either be on NSC or taking long run to pass the time.

 

[Mendoza]

Of course, I may even put a picture up of the Christmas dinner I will be cheffing up, then it will be an evening of Wii fun

 

[Bozza]

Yep - NSC administration never stops.

(Other than when I can't be arsed, of course)

 

[British Bulldog]

I'll probably log on at the same time as the soap opera's start on TV.

 

[Hungry Joe]

No f***ing way.

PS; why post two 'no' options that mean exactly the same thing?

 

[Nemesis]

Are you completely mad? As Hungry Joe so eloquently put it: No f***ing Way.

 

[WATFORD zero]

..... so when HB&B Junior has a nap I may be on here, anyone else

Might be better if you take a nap and let junior post on here

 

[pasty]

Quite possibly. Mrs P is working all morning up to about 1.30 so I'll have bugger all else to do once I've got the turkey in the oven,

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Yep, probably for most of the day too.

I'm all on me todd again. I'm gonna be one bored sad ****.

 

[El Presidente]

Yep, probably for most of the day too.

I'm all on me todd again. I'm gonna be one bored sad ****.

There must be some brothels open on Christmas Day Danny, don't feel too lonely. Surely you can rustle up enough cash for a Half and Half with some small breasted skinny tart from Estonia?

 

[Buzzer]

skinny bird from Estonia. Mmmmmm........drool......

 

[Hungry Joe]

skinny bird from Estonia. Mmmmmm........drool......

I'll 2nd that emmotion. So, anyone got any good tips (for Danny of course) as to where the skinny birds from Estonia hang out these days?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

There must be some brothels open on Christmas Day Danny, don't feel too lonely. Surely you can rustle up enough cash for a Half and Half with some small breasted skinny tart from Estonia?

Surely that would compromise my strict no wanking on Xmas day rule though Pres

 

[Hungry Joe]

Surely that would compromise my strict no wanking on Xmas day rule though Pres

Not at all. I'd recommend knocking one out first to ensure you get your money's worth later.

 

[junior]

Yep i'll be on here for a good part of the day as,like Danny Seagull i am spending xmas day on my own and need something to entertain me.

 

[Buzzer]

Surely that would compromise my strict no wanking on Xmas day rule though Pres

Surely Christmas Day is THE day for a posh wank? Put a marigold glove on, sit on your hand until it's numb and then wank yourself with your hand from under your leg. Classy

But I have to respect your religious beliefs danny. Does a jam jar full of raw liver and warm mayonnaise count though? Surely that's allowed on this most holy of days?its what Diana would have wanted

 

[El Presidente]

Surely Christmas Day is THE day for a posh wank? Put a marigold glove on, sit on your hand until it's numb and then wank yourself with your hand from under your leg. Classy

But I have to respect your religious beliefs danny. Does a jam jar full of raw liver and warm mayonnaise count though? Surely that's allowed on this most holy of days?its what Diana would have wanted

If it's a POSH wank you want, surely you can't beat putting a swimming armband between the mattress and bed base, lubing it up with a bit of Fairy Liquid, and then hammer one out, whilst listening to the Queen's speech.

 

[Buzzer]

I've heard of the armband. Sounds fun. What's the etiquette for asking a parent at the king Alfred swimming baths for one of their kiddies armbands and is it bad form to do it from the top board?

I think not. I certainly recall the signs saying no bombing, no running, no petting. Absolutely nothing about tossing off from the top board into an arm band

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Pint glass full of mince is better

or a watermelon with a hole dug out of it, remember to warm it up first in the microwave though