Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms
King of Sussex
I would like to know how much money the office manager at Brighton and Hove Albion has spent on toilet paper recently. Perhaps the club could also confirm whether they have spent all our money on the luxury of nice soft toilet paper, or whether given the state of the club’s finances they are using the more economic hard paper. I would also like to know whether they have invited the manufacturers of the toilet paper to sponsor a) a match b) a kit or c) one of the leaking portakabin urinals at the Withdean.
I am perfectly within my rights to ask questions like this because it’s a democracy. I have written to the board a number of times about my pressing concerns but have not received a reply. I suspect that their unwillingness to answer these uncomfortable questions points to a conspiracy involving Martin Perry and his dog the Andrex Puppy.
I am perfectly within my rights to ask questions like this because it’s a democracy. I have written to the board a number of times about my pressing concerns but have not received a reply. I suspect that their unwillingness to answer these uncomfortable questions points to a conspiracy involving Martin Perry and his dog the Andrex Puppy.