Why not to ignore warnings!

[Gus is god]

BBC News - Man mauled by shark in South Africa

 

[Seagulls4life]

That shark us huge!

 

[tedebear]

Blimey that is big! I wonder if he didn't hear the warning or understand it - you can't be that stupid can you?

 

[spongy]

One leg bitten off, the other half bitten off and the BBC call it a mauling?? I'd say that's a bit more than a mauling, more like being half eaten and lucky to survive to get to the beach.

As for swimming in the first place?? I can't believe anyone would knowingly go swimming knowing there was a great white within 5 miles of them.......?

 

[ArcticBlue]

If he wasn't legless when he went into the water he certainly was when he came out.

Too early for jokes?

 

[Fur Cough]

All sharks must die.

 

[wellquickwoody]

Blimey that is big! I wonder if he didn't hear the warning or understand it - you can't be that stupid can you?

Sussex Police were.

Sent from between Susannah Reid's thighs via Tapadream.

 

[Kazenga <3]

All sharks must die.

I liked the gay one in Shark Tale to be fair. Though he was a vegetarian.

 

[vegster]

" Mauled " ? You don't get mauled by a shark, you get attacked or bitten ?

 

[perseus]

" Mauled " ? You don't get mauled by a shark, you get attacked or bitten ?

You do if its a Hammerhead

mauled - definition of mauled by the Free Online Dictionary, Thesaurus and Encyclopedia.

 

[Triggaaar]

One leg bitten off, the other half bitten off and the BBC call it a mauling?? I'd say that's a bit more than a mauling, more like being half eaten and lucky to survive to get to the beach.

This! I was expecting to read he had a sever cut, not missing 2 feet.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

He would be British, wouldn't he?

"SHARKS? LETS BE HAVIN' IT THEN."

 

[OSRGull]

That's what you get for swimming in a sea with sharks. . .

 

[Brightonfan1983]

"It appears [the victim] was rescued from the water by a bystander who left the scene before we could identify him,"

Batman?

 

[Fungus]

"It appears [the victim] was rescued from the water by a bystander who left the scene before we could identify him,"

Batman?

Flipper?

 

[Nathan]

"It appears [the victim] was rescued from the water by a bystander who left the scene before we could identify him,"

Batman?

It could have been one of our players from Tuesday, as most of them went missing...

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

Makes me want to go shark diving again

 

[Chris_Highwind]

Silly boy, should have taken heed of the warnings! all his fault, he hasn't got a leg to stand on!

*snigger*